Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20111001

image Some days, it’s tough to deal with Excel and your boss at the same time. Maybe a 460 word explanation would help. Or a quick dance with a robot.

  • Excel isn’t a word-processing software. It’s a spreadsheet software. I think many people don’t know this thing.
  • mike can you help? they hid that thing on my computer where you turn the page like sideways you mean landscape? #excel #youshoudnthavajob
  • day two of green charts . . . has Excel become self-aware? is it making it’s own decisions? why does it love green so much? #Excel #Weird
  • So I dreamt I was dancing to Swan Lake in an Excel worksheet with the robot Microsoft help assistant. He was quite the mover. I ? Excel
  • Excel file is open and your boss asks you, What are you working on?#stupidquestion
  • I had just had to go over order of operations with my boss in Excel…please, promotion, you can’t come soon enough.
  • Dear Pivot Table, thank you. I would have totally lost it and given up on this job (and smashed the monitor) if it weren’t for you.
  • I decided to type "yo boss" in row 66580 of a work excel spreadsheet. I wonder if he’ll notice/be mad.
  • Today, I had to teach my boss how to select multiple cells in Excel using the control key. After 40 minutes, she still doesn’t understand.
  • So much work to get finished before the end of the day, so I’m off to the spreadsheet mines.
  • OMG its soo fun troubleshooting in excel. And im not being sarcastic.
  • My boss needs to stop messing with my excel workbook. I just spent all this time repairing a broken formula. >:[]
  • For my 1st project my boss sent me an Excel spreadsheet for quoting and said "Here, I want this automated." #imnotaprogrammer
  • Well, I just sent a 460-word explanation about a data-entry and pivot table excel sheet. Probably won’t be enough.
  • I’d love to have a friend who is a Microsoft Excel junkie.

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