Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20111005

imageYou can’t unlock the secrets of Excel unless you work for the Feds, or you paid attention in class. And if you’re over 35, just give up hope – you’ll never understand worksheets.

  • This is my boss when he uses Excel: "What? Why? Stop. Stoooooop! What? WHAT?! AHHHHH? Why?!" […eerie and sudden silence…] WHAT?!
  • The only thing I have taken from my 5 year tenior in college and used at work is microsoft excel
  • This excel spreadsheet has 216 tabs!
  • In today’s world #ERP and Excel must get along. Problem is when spreadsheets take on a life of their own.
  • I am no closer to unlocking the secrets of Excel 2002. It will be like discovering some ancient treasure when I work it out.
  • I just made an Excel spreadsheet, complete with filters, so I know what fruits/veggies are in season when. #nerdalert
  • Helping my dad with work in Excel of which he knows nothing. And the student becomes the teacher! 🙂
  • So excel has got me all stupid and now I can’t figure out how to turn on the heat. Grrr!!!
  • Let me rephrase. No one in my industry over 35 knows Excel. Seriously. Twelve questions because no one knows what a worksheet is.
  • I know people from work read this. Are any of you good at conditional validation stuff on Excel 2002? Come save me before I lose my sanity.
  • Just found out about the "veryhidden" attribute in an excel worksheet. Very sneaky.
  • I have an excel spreadsheet where I’m trying to track some advanced metrics on my fantasy football team. Girls are fleeing in terror.
  • Don’t trust anyone that knows Microsoft Excel 10 out of 10 they work for the FEDS or paid attention in class either way don’t trust em lol
  • I swear Office offers random options just to perpetuate hideousness. Texture fills for Excel charts?! #wtf
  • Currently making an excel spreadsheet based on rhinestones and their corresponding Disney princess….for work. #seriously
  • Chucking a hissy fit: Microsoft Excel has somehow messed up all the work I’ve done on my tax return so far! Thanks a lot, technology >:-(
  • dear excel, if I have to work today, you do too. that’s all #getonyourhorse

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