Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20111017

SpreadsheetDay82Happy Spreadsheet Day! As part of the celebrations, maybe someone will give you chocolate for working in Excel today, or play Rocky Top when you change tabs.

  • On my birthday next year I’m gonna bring a small band into work to play Rocky Top. Open Excel sheet? Rocky Top. Change tabs? Rocky Top.
  • Who knew you would get chocolates for knowing how to work in excel!
  • Life is not an Excel spreadsheet. There are no formulas, digits, and highlighted borders. Don’t be a number-crunching statistic. Be human.
  • Challenging task from a client, akin to creating a financial model spreadsheet in 3 dimensions. Definitely interesting but OW MY BRAIN
  • I am Excelexic (unable to comprehend Excel). Off to the book store to get an Excel for Stupid People book. #fb
  • im miserable because im stuck here doing this stupid online excel class! #fml
  • Mom and bro use an Excel spreadsheet to decide which toilet bowls/bathtubs to buy. Accountants will be accountants. I am laughing so hard.
  • Yes, boss, excel does freeze with huge files. No, I can’t make it move faster. Yes, yelling at me WILL make me cry and be unable to talk.
  • I’m struggling with this pivot table, why oh why won’t it add it all up? stupid thing.
  • Is it sad that I am on a total high from getting my pivot table bang on for the first time #excelguru
  • I need one of you engineers to show me how to use excel ASAP. I’M an English Major and apparently I’m stupid
  • i’m attempting pivots on a newer version of microsoft excel and i feel like a caveman, because they changed the code. thanks.
  • Back to work tomorrow. Back to typing formulas in excel sheets while wondering how it went all wrong.
  • Working at home in my pjs with a football game on in the background. Not too shabby for having to reformat a 30,000 row excel worksheet
  • Suddenly, Excel starts to take over my life. I feel like a v1.0 manager with many service pack installed.
  • When someone know Excel, I mean REALLY knows Excel, it is STUPID CRAZY what you can really do with it. #MindBlowingAWESOMENESS
  • Today: 15 hours of work, sorting excel spreadsheets and making sure all boats come in safely. Tomorrow: PJs and Walking Dead marathon.

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