Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120924

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageYour day will go better if you wear a super cute outfit, and drink coffee, while working on those tough pivot table problems.

  • It is a mistake to think you can solve any problem just with potatoes or Microsoft excel
  • I think i have a problem…..making a list on excel just calmed me down!!!! #organize
  • Boss asked siri how to use microsoft excel :/ cool bro
  • I never thought I’d live to see the day that I needed 10k rows in an excel workbook. It’s so beautiful.
  • After several attempts of making this pivot table work, I gave up, got coffee, tried again, and it worked! Magic. #coffeefixeseverything
  • I am not in the mood whatsoever to create an excel worksheet to do the accounting cycle for a pretend company with pretend data
  • Pitching a musical on spreadsheets. Already penned a gospel rejoice on formulae and reckon I can sort a pivot table tap dance. #backtowork
  • I always flirt with the concept of dumping Excel for Numbers, but then I think, do I really need another spreadsheet program in my life?
  • I ‘heart’ pivot tables. Thanks Excel. Given me extra time for a cup of tea and a Twitter break. Now if only it could say what it all means?
  • I have no clue why strangers keep complimenting me today but apparently I have a super cute outfit on & I make nice graphs on Excel #thanks
  • Our IT problem tracker has an issue "Excel is being a dick" as status "resolved". Unlikely.
  • did you know that all cells regenerate so after 10 years you have a completely different excel spreadsheet
  • Client called to ask if I could stop by Monday to make the letters bigger on the excel spreadsheet I built her. Lost Cause?
  • Talking to a fellow mac owner…"why don’t you use Windows to do your excel graph" Me "Nahhh it’s never that serious"
  • That feeling when you just know your excel spreadsheet isn’t going to recover your documents
  • Did I seriously just Google "How to make a bar chart in Excel"? I swear Excel was simpler when I used it in primary school.
  • I used to make bar charts on Excel for fun when I was younger. I was a strange child.

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