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If math and Satan had a child, and named it Excel, would it enjoy the music of Fleetwood Mac?

  • If I printed out the excel spreadsheet, I would have a nice sized blanket
  • How does Excel know everything before I do? Were already finishing each others sentences. Is this what learning feels like? Or love?
  • Today I will mostly be copying and pasting information from an old excel spreadsheet to the new version of the spreadsheet. Thug life.
  • Looking at Excel spread sheets all day is surprisingly incredibly tiring. Also, Excel is the love child of math and Satan.
  • Fleetwood mac and excel spreadsheets; the perfect combo for an afternoon in work.
  • If it takes you 6+ hours to create a spreadsheet, you probably shouldn’t be using Excel to begin with. And don’t make it my problem.
  • Everyone knows the older person at work that asks every question about Excel, Word, etc… Do your best not to become that person…
  • If your Big Visible Charts are always shared via emailed Excel files, you might be an agile redneck. #putitonthewall
  • Wow! Two insanely busy work days in a row and I’m beginning to see Excel grids in people’s faces! O.o
  • I feel bad for people who don’t get to make Excel graphs. They’re so fun and colourful that it seems wrong to be paid for that work.
  • Having a massive finance geek day using pivot tables w several hundred thousand rows of data. Riveting… If only excel would stop crashing!
  • Open Excel spreadsheet…go make coffee. They don’t call it big data for nothin’!! 😉
  • I’m bloody starving. This isn’t helping the pressures of copying and pasting some information from an old spreadsheet to the new version.
  • Since I’m an excel ninja I get free overtime? I’m not sure how that works, but my boss is the one giving the orders, so alrighty then!
  • I was really not made to ever make charts or use Excel. My brain just doesn’t work like this.
  • I REFUSE to make an Excel sheet. I’ll hand-code CSV instead. #LikeADev
  • My boss bought me a book. Excel for Dummies. Heh. Subtle.

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