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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180504

ByDebra Dalgleish

Is Excel like a magic wand, or a cozy blanket? And would you rather have a spreadsheet or a purse shaped like a dragon? Please note – these questions are not designed to make you cry!

Excel is my magic wand!

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • I have a work document titled “If I had a magic wand”. It is an excel spreadsheet. That should tell you a lot about my work life
  • Right now excel hates me. It promises big things then after several of hours of work, does follow through. I hate you excel.
  • of course I want to enable editing on this excel workbook do you think i’m here for some light reading
  • I’ve been trying to work out what’s wrong with an Excel thing for about three hours, I’m tired and I’m about ready to cry
  • Excel Art!! I’m going to make note of this for future work entertainment purposes!
  • Adult birthdays are weird. On one hand, I’m at work working on excel spreadsheets. On another, my sister gave me a purse shaped like a dragon. Happy 24?
  • When you try to make a map for your first ever mini DnD campaign but all you got to work with is Excel
  • The majority of my weekend afternoon was spent creating, formatting, and coding from scratch a 13-sheet Excel workbook for work. It is my magnum opus.
  • When you’re both the tech adn design kid in the house, your mom will make you work resizing charts in Excel.
  • INTP here, and I swear to god I have an excel spreadsheet that collates individuals’ personality test results along with their colleagues’ perspectives and plots it all on a chart to get a more holistic “360 view” of yourself.
  • “Microsoft Excel has stopped working”. Well then, I want to work so what must happen?
  • I finally got a complicated excel equation to work correctly after two days of trying to build it. My coworkers are a little surprised by my level of excitement.
  • Hey folks that don’t like excel: how about you keep your excel-shaming to yourself? I don’t come at you uninvited and insinuate you are stupid for using [insert your preferred method]. No one appreciates being your self-aggrandization whipping boy. Good talk.
  • Too much code. Not enough brain. Can I go back to access and excel now? They’re like a warm cozy blanket of not trying to kill me
  • I love job descriptions that say “Must have a love for Excel!” like that person actually exists

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.

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This Week’s Tweets By

Vinitha, Erin Ferguson, Taylor Cotter , sam (cat pics account), Kristen-KindnessHeda, Samantha Franks, Herne, eZg, M A Y A R I, tommy pearce, Original Fear Fokkol, slackerina, Jeff Havig, Lily, shick

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