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Excel Tweets Roundup 20180427

This was the week that Kanye West wanted to burn Excel, and Twitter has never been more excited about “Spread Sheets”. Are you on his team, or do you always have at least one workbook open?

Do not burn the spreadsheets!

This Week’s Tweets – Plain Text

Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.

  • There’s never been a day when I didn’t start sorting out the problem in Excel.
  • When you finally get that sumifs statement to work in excel @NiravKumar84
  • I’m a pivot table master and by master I mean I randomly drag variables around until it looks like something I can work with.
  • Got a second monitor at work. Sufficient refresh rate for Excel.
  • When you forget your work laptop at home and have to edit excel spreadsheets on your phone
  • When I alter a worksheet in Excel and my formulas on 6 other sheets go haywire:
  • I don’t know why I need to follow @msexcel but the fact that I don’t have a reason not to is reason enough to follow them. Pivot table that.
  • If you have at least one excel spreadsheet open at work no one will question if you’re actually doing work.
  • OK I think my real problem with Excel is that every time I learn it my brain doesn’t retain the information
  • The moment when your boss comes to talk to you and finds you arguing with excel so tiptoes away quietly…
  • For the record, I’m pro-burning excel spreadsheets, and I think I’m not alone in this sentiment.
  • At work, after 5 -coworker: why are you still here?me: I’m learning some cool stuff in #Excel and re-learning some forgotten functions.coworker: it’s so funny how you bright up when you talk about Excel. where did we find you?me: the nerd bin
  • I just got a whole series of nested formulas in Excel to work on the first try. This is basically me right now:
  • I realize I’ve been on more of an anti-pivot table kick lately, but I’d like to draw your attention to another excel crime: the extremely loose vlookup
  • My dream job is probably just talking about how much I love Excel. Is that a job? Could it be a job? Someone offer me that job, please.

This Week’s Tweets – Embedded

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This Week’s Tweets By

Mary Hudson, Rishab Jain, Derek Pando, Intekhab Merchant, Ryan Massey, Daniel Ogilvie, gatsby, Adam P., Elyse, sub-Bee, 1001101, TeeCee, Elliot D. Williams, Amelia, Sarah Scott

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