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Excel Twitter 20111107

imageDo you know what an Excel pivot table is, and can you can make the complex charts that your boss needs? If not, bring donuts, for some job security.

  • The answer to 99% of the questions is: Pivot Table.
  • Gotta love Excel. It’s decided that one of the rows in my spreadsheet should be 2 pages long and I cant resize it or delete it or anything.
  • Pretty sure someone just "jokingly" threatened my job that doesn’t even know what a pivot table. #notfunny #insecure #incompetent
  • I love the feeling when gathering back a lot of test metrics, put them in Excel and just gasp at the clarity of the data once graphed.
  • not sure there’s enough tea in the world to wake me up this morning. Perhaps an excel spreadsheet will perk me up…
  • it’s only sad if you setup a pivot table to see who is bringing donuts on Friday based on their proximity to donut shops.
  • Just received the company phone list in an Excel spreadsheet. Apparently our Mean Phone Extension is 22.69230769.
  • Morning all. Fun day today introducing a new customer to excel. Always love the "ooh – look – it added the numbers up" reactions 🙂
  • I’d also need a naff motto, like "if I was software I’d be a spreadsheet, because I Excel at everything" #apprentice #arrogance
  • Finally emailed my boss re: excel graph: "I tried. I really did. But it is more complicated than I thought." Haha
  • After working on a spreadsheet and getting nowhere had a House MD revelation moment on my way home. I saved that macro’s life just in time
  • i dont always try an create graphs in excel, but when i do i want it to manipulate my data beyond all sense and be generally unusable.
  • Hopefully the random excel graphs I’m stapling to my homework will divert my TA’s attention from the wrong answers. #judgethisbookbyitscover
  • I’m at the point where I can’t look at an excel spreadsheet unless the header rows are frozen and bolded. Filtered is a big plus.
  • I’ve just had a diet coke and a cadburys caramel bar. I’ve also deleted a few cells in an excel spreadsheet. Thug life.
  • Nothing makes me want a beer more than analyzing data in a massive excel spreadsheet.
  • I get that someone who works for the BBC has learnt to use MS Excel, but sacrificing showing Joe Hart’s face to show some graphs? Nahhh.

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