Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140530

imageAfter you build Frankenstein’s spreadsheet, take some time off, and enjoy some classic blues music. Or, make fun of people who use a mouse, and build worksheets in landscape orientation.

  • I was upgraded to Excel 2010 this morning at work so I think it’s safe to say this is going to be a pretty great day
  • The Excel 2013 default color scheme is too white. I keep thinking I’m missing something. Changed it to dark gray. Much better. 😉 #work
  • Meanwhile, I still can’t get Excel to work and I am going to pass out.
  • Listening to Mississippi John Hurt music while I work is heavenly. Excel charts do give me the blues. #joking #he’sagenius
  • Moral of the story… never use Excel for Mac. (At least I got half my work back).
  • I wonder if an excel worksheet gets judged when it’s orientation is landscape
  • I’ve created an Excel workbook that generates entire PowerPoint presentations. I’m going to stop now and re-read Frankenstein.
  • “I have such an affinity for making excel charts. Is that weird?” “No that’s legitimate…I support you.”
  • I need to work on not getting as annoyed when people send me an Excel file with empty Sheet2 and Sheet3 tabs. Just DELETE them, am I right?!
  • it just took 3 minutes to muster enough resources to save a modest excel workbook. it’s like watching ice cream melt
  • No better joy than getting work done. Especially if that work is on Excel. Productivity yo!
  • When doing excel graph write ups, I like to keep it simple. “The green portion of this delicious pie is large & that’s cool.” #kissprinciple
  • When worksheet functions are not enough…#vba101 #excel #Interfaces
  • I had a dream about merging cells and formatting in Excel. My work may have taken everything from me without giving anything back.
  • That moment when the opening Top Gun theme is stuck in your head as you power through an excel spreadsheet.
  • It’s hard to respect somebody who needs a mouse to work on Excel.
  • Annnnnd Excel just told me there aren’t enough available resources to handle the criteria on my pivot table. ??
  • My boss just showed me that you can play games in Excel. The odds of me getting more than the bare minimum done today is gone. #thanksboss

It's hard to respect somebody who needs a mouse to work on Excel. http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

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