Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20140606

imageIf a rocket scientist learns to print in Excel, is it time for wine? As a bonus, there might be some delicious pie chart, if you learn all 10 of those secret Excel tips.

  • Oh, the joys of opening a 2+ year old Excel workbook and trying to remember how it was constructed.
  • my coworker just got a client excel workbook that was done in Comic Sans…. WHY OMG lmaoooo
  • Co-worker sent me SUMIF formula that didn’t work. I gave him an array formula that may have melted his brain. #excel terrorism at work?
  • Bloke on the train next to us has an Excel workbook open with FIFA in the title. I wonder if he’s using it to track bribes… #JustKidding
  • think cracking the code written in any programming language is much easier than cracking excel formulas.. damn confusing..
  • my excel code worked i think i’m going to shed tears of joy……..
  • Just another 14-hour day at work. I really need to get better at Excel
  • I just saved the company I work for at least 3 hours of work by figuring out how to edit multiple excel sheets at once…
  • I can’t believe it’s already 3pm this Excel work is such a time sink
  • What sad point has my life come to when I get excited about learning new Excel functions at work?…
  • I just mastered the “clustered-100% stacked-column-chart” on excel. Day is a success. Time for wine.
  • On a hot date w/ two Excel spreadsheets! If things go well, there may be a delicious pie chart by the end of the night.
  • Whoever said finance people aren’t creative has never spent 8 hours trying all the different ways to make a pivot table work.
  • You know work changed you when you realize you are already using the so-called “Top 10 Excel Tips You Probably Don’t Know”.
  • No sir I can’t make a pivot table in excel, but would you like to hear a dramatic reading of Kanye’s Bound 2?
  • Oh so you’re a rocket scientist? But can you print in Excel? #fml
  • So would it be inappropriate to bring an Excel for Dummies book to work tomorrow? ..asking for a friend

Oh so you're a rocket scientist? But can you print in Excel? http://exceltheatre.com/blog/

This week’s tweets by:

science_goddess, soniasavs, matthews_p, chrisoldwood, LordOfSati, ruiyansie, dickiekerr, ballerinadalek, hawkeypucks, thekranberry, marodcar, jamieclarebellchiayilcylilmisscherie

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