Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101218

image To work in Excel you just need common sense, and a box of crayons. And it’s too late to send those international holiday cards, so just step away from the spreadsheet.

  • I hate excel…I changed one thing now I have to change a whole worksheet
  • Holy pivot tables. By the end of today I will be an Excel god. My brain hurts.
  • European addresses stress me out. I don’t know where to put what in excel for mail merge with US addresses. #holidaycardstress
  • I hate excel, I hate budgets, I hate the net at work, I hate the stupid system. I’m ready for the week-end and a holiday.
  • sometimes when you encounter the spreadsheet-as-database-horror, you just suck it up and deal
  • If I look at this VBA code for Excel any longer, I won’t just lose my sanity, I’ll lose my will to live and run screaming into the night
  • Imagine if Excel’s formula bar were instead a Wolfram Alpha bar & even your mom could automate her work. You on this @stephen_wolfram?
  • You are about to embark on a journey. A journey to edit this spreadsheet. Please prepare yourself.
  • To clarify I meant "strategy, THEN creativity." Not that one is better. Although crayons are clearly better than Excel charts 🙂
  • New problem, international excel settings seriously altering dashboard publications. #FRIDAYFUN
  • Just found out that the spell checker is disabled when you protect a worksheet in #Excel!
  • Yes! Christmas card list discovered as a rather sad spreadsheet on my laptop. Didn’t know I’d be that organised/bored last year to do that
  • I dunno what the hell happened to me, but I have fallen hopelessly in love with Excel spreadsheets. Want to make one for everything!
  • reading about a million requirements in an excel spreadsheet. Some people think my work is glamorous. it is not.
  • Step away from that Excel worksheet, and you won’t get hurt.
  • Thanks to my obsessive use of ExCel to chart Christmas, I can confirm that I have in fact spent more on presents this year than last year.
  • Still at work. Trying to make an auto-updating #Excel file play nice with an auto-updating #PowerPoint file. MS could’ve made it easier.
  • Remind me that it doesn’t take a math whiz to work in excel. Just common sense

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