Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101217

image Wow, that guy is lucky! We didn’t have calculators when I was in 7th grade. Well, at least not the kind that kids were able to lift, or carry in their pockets.

  • I use Excel to concatenate geeky code streams. May I join your club?
  • Did a rather complex Excel Pivot Table reading MySQL database. Not too bad. A little bit brilliant too. Feeling good. #work
  • Pivot tables are a pain and I’ve only DABBLED with them at work. Yeah that was awesome "We need this sheet with pivot table in 5."
  • I’ll see your conditional formatting and raise you 4 pages of vlookups a pivot table.
  • that’s it, Excel. i’m bringing my TI-89 circa 7th grade to work from now on.
  • Always model as if the guy who ends up maintaining your spreadsheet will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
  • Stupid, useless, never let’s you do what you want excel #ihateexcel
  • The FSA fine is very embarrassing for Aegon. Wonky spreadsheet used from 1997 cost customers £7m. Excel fail http://tinyurl.com/3ajfzxq
  • Excel just lost 3 days of work… I am on vacation in a day… do I cry now? #doingitalready #cantevenshootexcel #stupidprogram
  • Working at a very small museum means u can blow everyone’s mind just by making a pivot table.
  • So I’m cleaning out my downloads folder and I come across an Excel spreadsheet with broccoli prices from 1950-today. #WTF
  • never thought i would be doing work for my dad in #excel i hate it :/
  • attempts to explain onion dip on laptop to her boss and throws back Excel pivot table* #partyprepfight
  • Minor work panic has been sorted with a spreadsheet. I’ve now become one of ‘those people’ that solves problems with Excel. #loser
  • I knew it waas time for me to return to work when I found myself creating excel spreadsheets for presents…
  • Took 8 hours of Excel classes, and just did a months worth of work in 20 minutes. Awesome!
  • I actually said out loud "score" after solving an Excel problem…

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