Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20111109

imageIf you study computers for 7 years, and can’t make an Excel chart, your accountant will not be pleased. The Spreadsheet Queen will be disappointed too.

  • my job title should just be "Spreadsheet Queen", and I could blast music and wear what I want as I create magic in Excel.
  • Wow. I just found a budget spreadsheet I wrote in 2006 (projected out to 2012) and it’s totally spot-on. And it was written pre-kid, in NYC!
  • I’m gonna go home and make a spreadsheet so epic that no one will know what to do
  • It’s amazing how satisfying it is to really nail an Excel problem.
  • Tech guys here at work mentioned Gandalf in reference to Excel wizards. They would.
  • Whomever added the "Page Layout" view option to Excel, A SPREADSHEET PROGRAM, should be fed to the wolves.
  • I can work on a spreadsheet or sit here and watch videos online. Guess which I will probably choose.
  • The artsy side of me made a bracelet tonight, the accountant side made an excel workbook to keep track of my inventory costs…
  • Ok… one guy just walked into my office to borrow my calculator so that he can work on his Excel spreadsheet #CantMakeThisStuffUp
  • I can’t make a graph on excel. Even after doing computers as a subject. for 7 years #SomeFactsAboutMe
  • Just taught someone via text message how to leverage an Excel pivot table. If you can’t teach something via text, you don’t know it.
  • A spreadsheet based on faulty assumptions is a spreadcheat.
  • Today I made a clustered, stacked bar chart in Excel. …which doesn’t actually exist in Excel. 😀 #trickerywin
  • I didn’t bother to spend 3 days making a spreadsheet with all of my income and expenses this year. My accountant is Not Pleased.
  • I wish there’s a Siri for MS Excel. Siri, create pivot table. Siri, sort data. Siri, text to columns. Siri, break links.
  • For the first time in my life, I’m actually making those little excel charts with my schedule on it. It’s depressing me.

___________

Related Links:

______________

Similar Posts