Excel Twitter 20111117

If Excel lets you down, try some knitting, to help you relax. Or maybe an adult beverage would help – I’ve heard that raspberry beer is tasty.

• I apparently lost my old excel workbook with all of the development data. Time to pull stuff out of my hat.
• My boss is so funny: "if I want to change the text in a box in excel, how do i do it?"
• I’m eating a pudding cup for breakfast while this pivot table refreshes. Because I’m gangster.
• I never thought I would say this, but Excel let me down!! I feel dirty now. On the bright side my code was actually OK… 🙂
• Excel is stupid. If I write 1,2,3 etc and drag down, it fills the rest in. If I do A,B,C etc, it just repeats them. I blame Bill Gates.
• As much as I love excel, why is the designing of the spreadsheet the hardest? Every time I think I have it, I need another column. Ugh.
• Trying to remember how to export a chart from Excel to Word. This is ridiculously complicated for software that’s supposed to be integrated.
• I’m planting if statements all over this spreadsheet. It’s a good day to be a geek!
• Currently converting a text knitting pattern into a chart via Excel. That’s a whole new level of geek for me. #knitting
• Just had a lecture about data analysis for our coursework, I’ve never known so many people to be stunned by the simple Excel graph function!
• Jamming out and trying to make love to Excel in the office. No, Excel is not a code name for anyone.
• Now I am going to enter about 40 inventory items into an excel spreadsheet, because someday I have to pay taxes. Raspberry beer is tasty.
• Whenever my boss walks by, I like to play a little game called "Squint, Point and Say ‘hmmm’ at a Phony Excel Spreadsheet."
• At work today, I updated a spreadsheet for a bit but then the spreadsheet said, "Why do I always have to be up to date? I like retro chic"
• Why does Microsoft Excel feel the need to close every time I copy and paste a chart from it to Powerpoint? Is it bc I’m using a Mac? #bully
• Q: What kind of DJ uses Excel? A: One who wants to be on top of the charts.
• You know you’re desperate when you start looking for Excel how-to videos on youtube :/ #confused #FML

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Related Links:

• Excel Chart Utilities
• Excel Pivot Tables
• Excel VBA

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