Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20111125

imageHave you recovered from your enormous holiday dinner? Here’s a light version of the Excel Twitter report, that you can read when you’ve finished shopping.

  • Building a contacts worksheet in #Excel reminds me to tell ever one to use Data Validation it takes a little bit long to set up but worth it
  • What kind of pre-collaborative world is this where only one person can edit this Excel spreadsheet at a time?
  • OMG I love it when VLOOKUP works!!! Excel magic, I feel like a magician!
  • I need a way to analyze my level of stress. I would like an app that graphs it to an excel file – somebody get on that please.
  • I just reached the end of an Excel spreadsheet. The end.
  • You should try making more pie charts in Excel and see if that’s a good compromise.
  • …revising for an excel exam tomo…boss told me today "I WILL NOT BE HAPPY IF U DON’T PASS!"…no pressure thennnnnn!!!!!
  • I’m bringing sexy back! No, don’t be silly. I’m itemising receipts in an Excel spreadsheet. Wait, I was right first time!
  • Wow – geek alert….I’ve started my first finance spreadsheet! Oh god….when did I become a pensioner?!
  • I love when MS Excel warns me that there’s been a ‘loss of fidelity’. It reminds me not to take our relationship for granted.
  • Excel, you don’t like having to process 16,000 data points into a log chart? Deal with it. WOMAN UP! #cmon
  • It really irritates me when people have loud conversations on their mobiles on trains. Jeeeez I don’t care about your spreadsheet problems!
  • Africa has so many data points that trying to graph it breaks Excel. This is such a Goddessdamned nuisance–I’ll have to stick with the USA.
  • my business card should actually read "Excel Expert" or "Master of data manipulation" or "That guy that makes his boss look real good"

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