Excel Twitter 20111126

ByDebra Dalgleish November 26, 2011

Let the Christmas shopping begin, the teachers showing the youngsters how to get started. Even Santa is using Excel, and a few pivot tables, if you can believe these tweets.

My pivot table is lying to me!!!
You know how screwed up markets are when you have to change the lower limits on your excel graph axes because the index went way lower.
‘Xmas Shopping’ in Y4 Maths. Showed kids how to use Excel, add/copy formulas, use funcs, formatting, work out % etc, They loved it!
When Excel says it can’t load more than 32,000 points in to a chart, that doesn’t mean "go ahead and make a line graph of the first 31,999"
A technocrat is a just another word for a bureaucrat who knows how to work an Excel spreadsheet sufficiently to cook the books.
Ahhhh graphs made using Excel are so pretty and perfect – it makes me happy #beingserious #nerdytweet #littlethings #dontjudge
I’ve just heard from Santa. Apparently, he’s making a list and checking it twice… he’s got an Excel spreadsheet with pivot tables in! :()
Not sure why these guys insist on using Excel if they have no clue how to work on it #worktweet
I love excel. Never had a problem with it. Except their over-zealous response to a circular reference.
The best part about being Amish is never having to use an Excel spreadsheet.
Someone just complimented the "pretty colors" on my Excel spreadsheet. That wasn’t exactly the compliment that I was going for. #hmmph
Don’t know about you but about this time of year I like to compile a pivot table of all Christmas beer invites, to maximise drinking.
1. Click to close Excel instead of individual worksheet 2. Click No to discard changes on worksheet you’ve been working on 3. Curse loudly
I have tried to hand-write this chart 6 times this morning. How many tries does it take in Excel? 1. #LostTheBasics #DigitallyLiterate
My boss is 54 and using excel right now for the very first time in his life. Thank god I’m leaving in 20 minutes. This could take all night

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ByDebra Dalgleish December 4, 2009

Another day in Twitter, another word to Google. I’d never heard of Heinzelmännchen – had you? However, there have been more than a few Excel files that tested my swagger! It’s a Living sometime an excel analysis may not mean anything and can be made to say anything that you wanna point to………. still got…

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ByDebra Dalgleish April 13, 2018April 13, 2018

It’s the end of a long week, so do a happy dance if you figured out your Excel problems. If things are still going wrong, just remember that you won’t have to look at Excel again until Merlot Monday.

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ByDebra Dalgleish July 19, 2012July 18, 2012

A pivot table book is not a good substitute for a fly swatter. And if you break your arm, it will be harder to clap when you get excited about your Excel accomplishments. They want me to make all these fancy charts in Excel, what they don’t know is that it was a struggle just…

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Excel Twitter 20101224

ByDebra Dalgleish December 24, 2010

It’s finally Christmas Eve! Even the most devoted Excel users might take the next day or two off, and step away from their computers. Happy holidays! Suspect that polar bear wrestling may be easier than getting this bloody spreadsheet to work. Tackling an Excel spreadsheet/workbook this afternoon….long overdue but must be done before the end…

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Excel Twitter 20120918

ByDebra Dalgleish September 18, 2012September 17, 2012

Are you a scientist yet? Maybe if you create a few more Excel charts you’ll qualify for the job. If not, you could be an Excel rapper. Guy I tutored in data validation in Excel just came to me for help. Cool thing is he almost remembered how to do it himself. #goodfeeling If I…

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ByDebra Dalgleish March 27, 2020March 26, 2020

Lots of us are working from home now, and Excel is our new best friend. It’s time to teach the kids how to make spreadsheets, and be careful that you don’t spill your drinks on the keyboard!

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