Excel Twitter 20111216
Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers.
- New system "To save you time with all that Excel work you do" actually creates more Excel work before all the Excel work I do.
- Dear Internet, I fixed a stupid Excel mail merge issue today. I never thought this could make me feel like a super hero. #littlethings
- Pumping out fake statistics and charts in Excel while listening to Godspeed. That seems appropriate.
- I’m having one of those "I hate #powerpivot with a passion" days today
- Watching a stupid movie and more enthralled with the fact I can open and edit Excel spreadsheets on my iPad. Whaaat a nerrrrd.
- The format is different. -VP "It’s a pivot table. The data is the same." -Me "The format is different."-VP "Jesus Christ." -Me #headdesk
- In the business world, sometimes you get excited to hear there’s a Matrix, but it’s always an Excel spreadsheet. #fb
- I think I use Excel more to compile rap lists than I use it for legitimate spreadsheet purposes. Like I just did my top albums of 2011 list
- I started organizing my life on an excel spreadsheet so that I don’t lose track of my brains. #senioryear is so difficult
- i clearly have gone crazy. I just made an excel spreadsheet arguing why a professor should change my grade to a b. #ivelostmymind
- Has anyone ever used the word "sick" to describe an Excel spreadsheet? Allow me to be the first.
- Do you think my boss would understand if I said that I’m suffering from Excel blindness?
- I’m about to kill an old man who doesn’t understand how excel spreadsheets work… #theyareasecondyearclass #howdoyounotgetthisnow
- My boss’s boss just walked in. Let me open my colorful excel file.
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