Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120112

Swords, pirates, and rattlesnakes – Excel is even more dangerous than usual today. Try to keep the shrieking and swearing to a minimum. image 

  • It’s a shame all you people learning to code won’t have the pleasure of doing so with VB5 and Excel Macros like I did.
  • Exercising my brain with MySQL ‘pivot table’ queries, that should trim some of the Xmas fat…
  • I’m seeing pivot tables and IFERROR statements when I close my eyes. I’m fully prepared to dream in Excel language tonight
  • This man at work(aka my boss) asked me to do an excel doc. for him. Little does he know, I got a bad grade on one in class. #sorryimnotsorry
  • I know that excel charts are the thing but there is a certain satisfaction in coloring it in with a marker.
  • After two days of head-scratching, typing, Excel re-designing & hard work, I’ve finally got my sales records to tally up! Hurray for that!
  • Wrenched myself away from Skyrim to do some boring office work. Meh! Using keyboard and mouse to do work in Excel is lame. #GimmeASword
  • My head hurts more from helping w/ 6th grade math than it does after building an Excel spreadsheet.
  • Oh how I love Excel! 400 entries in and Oops, it’s stopped working. Oh how we chortled!
  • *shrieks loudly* Spreadsheet?!?! That word suffocates me like a rattlesnake claiming its prey. #theyscareme #todeath
  • Ahhhh! Nothing says welcome back to work like Excel crashing on you on a standard copypaste action. #fb
  • Principal goal for semester is to avoid lunch conversations involving MS Excel, Access. Unless they are code words for something awesome.
  • Talk about Irony and Hypocrisy…I’m using my pirated version of Microsoft Excel to make graphs for my Data Management ISU on Piracy.
  • thank you dad for teaching me how to work excel.
  • I AM SWASHBUCKLING THESE EXCEL GRAPHS.
  • Today I am mostly be swearing at Excel and making pivot tables.

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