Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120116

image While you wait for the guys in the long white jackets to arrive, you can clean up your workbooks by deleting the unused tabs. Try to avoid eye contact with all the nerdy people around you.

  • Stupid Microsoft Excel class. I could teach this class. Not to mention its a room full of the nerdiest people I’ve ever seen. #ShootMeNow
  • Does ANYBODY know how to use excel for the purpose of line graphs ?!?! PLEASE HELP ME !
  • Just did my first pivot table in Excel. Gotta say, that was kinda nice. #latetotheparty
  • Office Web Apps: So your accountants can be giddy editing the same excel spreadsheet together at tax time!
  • Does anyone outside of the 8th grade use 3-D graphs in Excel?
  • True story.. right after this math class of mine, our prof took 50 minutes to explain to us how to make a pie chart on excel.
  • I swear to God this is how it goes EVERY DAY! : *working on the excel sheet for 1 hour* *opens twitter tab for one second –> boss shows up*
  • “I might be mildly in love with the Excel subtotal function.” Anyone have the number for the guys with the long white jackets?
  • I left an Excel workbook open overnight. All my general formats are now dates.
  • I am about to attempt some graphs on my computer, dear excel: Please cooperate. #heregoesnothing
  • I’m one of those people who needs to delete the unused sheets in an Excel workbook. It bothers me seeing those extra tabs.
  • Learning the pro excel formulae now! My boss says mastering them will make me god-like!
  • The kind of graph I want is too fancy for excel? I am shocked and disappointed.
  • Dear excel, trust me I hate this cse200 busy work as much as you do, however that does not give you a valid reason to stop being responsive
  • And I am still here. Obviously practicing work avoidance, since I am typing here and not into my Excel spreadsheet. And I hear it’s snowing.
  • after 4 hours in excel i have rediscovered my love for pivot tables
  • Classes that should be required for every business degree: basic logic, composition and prose, and "how to use a pivot table".

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