Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120119

imageAre you a chronic Save button pusher? That’s a good thing – you never know when a lynx might attack your Excel file.

  • Know it was a bad day when your spreadsheet follows you home.
  • When they taught us how to use Excel in high school, I never imagined I’d spend so much time with it one day. Pivot Tables are insane.
  • Apparently, when the boss showed me catalogues & said "I want a catalogue just like this", what he meant was "I want an excel spreadsheet".
  • Why has it taken me so long to discover the power of excel-based pivot tables?
  • When I’m at work talking about the links between excel files I like to pretend I’m discussing large cats. #lynx
  • I’ve spent considerable time over the last two days running German Air Force scenarios for the Battle of Britain in an excel spreadsheet.
  • My mom made me a customized color-coded schedule on Excel with a Fox Racing theme. It’s dorky, but awesome. Thanks, mom. I love you.
  • I know it’s probably good for browser software, but after years working on Excel I’ve gotta say – Google Docs Spreadsheet is horrible.
  • For my IT Quals, they asked me if i’d made an Excel Spreadsheet. I showed them the finance chart I made. Apparently it was complicated.
  • All it takes is losing half a spreadsheet once to become a chronic save button presser.
  • Just got crazy excited when an excel pivot table did what I wanted it to do – sometimes my geekyness knows no bounds!
  • mode function in excel doesn’t work correctly, try these two data sets 2,3,2,3,2,3 and 3,2,3,2,3,2 #maths #statistics #excel #math #mathchat
  • My excel sheet reads "bed / cappirraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" … that’s what happen when you pass out at work
  • Just tidied my desk at work, found enough crap to have a jumble sale. Any one want Office Excel 5.0 (boxed)?
  • I am one with this excel spreadsheet. My third eye is open and my chakras are aligned. Right!!

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