Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120125

If you can’t figure out how to make an Excel chart, don’t get out the tack hammer. Just watch a few YouTube videos and eat some Doritos.

  • What, in a past life, did I do to the person behind the Excel spreadsheet I’m working in right now?
  • A on my M.I.S. Excel spreadsheet. Those pivot tables never stood a chance. I’m a beast.
  • The geek in me wants to excel chart the stats from my Wifi toothbrush. The realist knows that I will never find the time 🙂
  • Just found a reason to use a Pivot Table in Excel. It’s a giddy day here. #sadreasonstogetexcited
  • I finally did my work. I thought I was being clever doing it at home but Numbers is even more enervating than Excel. Quite the achievement.
  • I’ve been at work for 2 hrs and what do I have to show for it? I changed one cell in Excel. I shouldn’t have bothered to show today…
  • I love it when Excel closes a file you’re working on and then won’t let you back into it read/write because you’re apparently still in it…
  • Excel is so stupid..sometimes I just forget a simple command like " hide a comment",wasted 20 minutes and took help,Its a simple right click
  • Is thanking users of YouTube for providing free online tutorials for every piece of software imaginable. Today: Advanced graphs in Excel!
  • I wish I could teach the world to pivot. #excel #nerdtweet
  • Glancing at my stats notes.All I wrote was "Make bar graph in excel. If cannot complete hit yourself in the head with a tackhammer" #helpful
  • i love excel, but these reports are killing me with their tedium
  • please, Please, PLEASE don’t say you know how to use Excel if all you can do is enter data on a spreadsheet
  • Today’s breakfast includes homemade pancakes for kids and some piping hot #Excel work for me. Err…sthg doesn’t sound right here!
  • So Dirk Nowitzki is going to miss 4 games to work on his "conditioning." I guess I’ll be ok missing a week of work to hone my excel skills
  • I’m eating Doritos, watching The Big Bang Theory, doing work on my laptop while Excel is giving me a hard time! Yep, I’ve become American!
  • Excel spreadsheets and paper shredders weighed heavily in my dreams last night. I’m such a dream idiot, I couldn’t even work the shredder

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