Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120213

imageWhile you plan your non-alcoholic activities in Excel, don’t stare at the soccer ball that is moving across your spreadsheet.

  • Man, if I’d known I’d still have to mess with pivot tables in Excel all day, I wouldn’t have gone through the hassle of becoming a falconer.
  • Didn’t know how to use excel to determine activation energy graph so got an engineer to do it for me #typical #queensusolutions
  • My planner just sent me into a 5 excel workbook tizzy. Then i realized that I did it correctly the first time.
  • tomorrow I will create an excel spreadsheet list of non alcoholic activities for us to do throughout the week/end #BetThat
  • Making a soccer ball move across my Excel worksheet … no biggie
  • I just made a D&D map using an excel spreadsheet. Yep. I’m pretty much that guy. #nerd
  • I thought #Microsoft excel just closed without recovering my spreadsheet and was like.. but I remembered I minimized it #whoops
  • using paint to draw a graph in second year uni because excel is too hard
  • Ok, got the song thing sorted: now I’m trying to work out how to do a weighted average in Excel and it was time to go home 15 minutes ago…
  • I can imagine how many times the Google Spreadsheet team must have said to themselves: "Ex Excel users expect this kind of odd behavior!"
  • I might not be book smart. Or know how to work excel. But I know how to kill, eat and sleep. So I’ll survive.
  • So I finally figured out how to draw pie charts in Excel! Anyone in need of lessons?
  • Helpdesk must love me. Just opened a ticket to get a nearly 20 year old lotus 123 file open in Excel. #packrat
  • In BI apps, "Export to XL" is 3rd-most common button after OK/Cancel. Divergent "truths" ensue. Only #PowerPivot delivers true 1 version.
  • Right, let’s go and have spreadsheets mansplained to me some more by someone who doesn’t know a pivot table from an IF statement 🙁
  • PowerPoint and a Pivot table in the same day. I think I might be ill…
  • Saturday Night: loud music, whiskey, sexting, and Excel spreadsheet design. Wait… what?

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