Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120223

image Yes, it’s true – a pivot table could be lying to you. If that gives you nightmares, maybe you should give up Excel for Lent, or go back to college.

  • The more proficient I become in Excel the more I am realizing that pivot tables can be filthy filthy liars @jivedanson
  • My rising proficiency in #excel hopefully is not compromising my ability to code. @VictorLegros
  • I’m proud to say that my Excel spreadsheet is the prettiest spreadsheet in the office. Work is like children. If u don’t love it, who will? @standingfunny
  • I got my first job when I was 15& half. I went with my friend to HER job interview. I helped out the boss w/ excel, got the job. #randomfact @dissolvingcity
  • Happy Humpday! I’m giving up Microsoft excel for lent. Can’t wait to tell my boss at my internship and all my professors! @NotShannonMoran
  • Excel has gone berserk again. Pivot tables that once took 12 seconds to refresh now take about 700 seconds. Same volume of data. @QualityFrog
  • I must be the only person in the country who didn’t take Excel Spreadsheet at a community college fifteen years ago and I’m regretting it. @callmefreezie
  • Just spent 2 hours trying to make a graph on excel..only to realize I made it ten times more complicated than it needed to be #nbd @ashley_jacob23
  • Had the worst night’s sleep as I kept dreaming endlessly about the new job and all the Excel spreadsheets and pivot tables I stared at @celestialbloo
  • Filled with white x’s / Excel yields to my use case / Custom graph paper #haiku @csnyder 
  • The VP requested that my boss go take a class for Microsoft Excel…thank you sweeeeet baby Jesus!!! @PNutButtaGellz
  • looking at people looking at excel charts. @heiko 
  • Microsoft Excel… If you were a person, I’d break the Geneva Convention in more ways than you could chart in those little boxes of yours. @jtwin_garrett 

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