Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130222

ByDebra Dalgleish

imagePlease don’t make your Excel charts look like candy – it will hurt your eyes, and you’ll never get to sleep.

  • Excel must be suitable for something. But every spreadsheet I am exposed to twists and warps it so far from whatever that is. #grrr
  • Sometimes at work I’ll mix hot chocolate and coffee in my cup to remind myself I’m adventurous and that Excel doesn’t own my happiness.
  • This lady has been staring at an excel chart for the past 3 1/2 hours smh can’t be healthy
  • I can either color my #Excel charts or pivot tables to look like a Skittles bag, or to look like I’m colorblind. I have no design skills.
  • I’ve learn a new Excel trick today….5th year into work, and 10 years after IT studies at college…..
  • Waking up early to learn how to copy-paste stuff from a website to Excel. Lab Group at 9 #Stats #FML
  • Struggled for 2 hours to quantify data in excel for my boss before realizing I effectively created a pseudorandom number generator #FML
  • When I save my Excel spreadsheet it says "Minor Loss of Fidelity". That’s a bit personal. Can it do that? #stupiderrormessages
  • excel can do a lot but reliably converting a string to a number is not one of them #work
  • A long, constant day of spreadsheet hell doesn’t look any more attractive at 7.15 than it does at 9.15.
  • I want to do an excel worksheet so bad. I have no idea whyyyy
  • As much as I want to make graphs on Microsoft Excel and use them to figure out chemistry I would rather watch Gossip Girl ?
  • My favorite feature of Excel has to be pivot tables: focus only on the info you care about.
  • You know you work for yourself when you think about doing a spreadsheet at 2.04am. Whatever happened to just reading a book to get asleep?
  • Also, every time someone refers to a static Excel spreadsheet as a database, I make a mental note to homicide them.
  • Doing mindless work of copying and pasting in excel. I . Love . It . **
  • The part of my brain that knows MS Excel has taken a vacation this week. My boss wishes it would come back. #NeedAFormulaForSuccess

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