Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120308

imageIf you struggle long enough with Excel charts, will all that hard work help you lose weight? Throw in a few high fives too – they’re good for burning calories.

  • Trying to solve this gigantic spreadsheet is kind of like playing minesweeper on expert. On attempt #6… #ialwaysplayonbeginner Linh Nguyen ‏ @linhnguyen42
  • I’m going to make a pivot table of subtweet frequency. Then get it analyzed. And maybe myself too. Jo ‏ @Love0ntoast
  • Sign that students struggle with Excel graphs: 1st graph in problem set labeled "F***ing Graph." 2nd graph labeled "Mother F****ing Graph." Patrick M. Krueger ‏ @pmkrueger
  • Had to work with a spreadsheet that had size-four font this morning, I think I might be permanently cross-eyed. Hot. Leah Kaufman ‏ @lela829
  • took me 25min to copy a spreadsheet off my old old laptop to a USB, 10min to copy it to another PC, and 5sec to copy it to my MacBook….. Austin Bombich ‏ @Austin_Bombich
  • my friendly suggestion of non-Excel graphs today got roundly ignored 🙁 Kat Muesli ‏ @koosli
  • haha – boss is training coworker on the BASICS of excel and getting so frustrated. Good. Now she knows MY pain and frustration. LOL jagr9563 ‏ @jagr9563
  • As sexy as these excel graphs i have drawn are, i’ve no idea what they mean!! #confused #HateIntegratedRateLaws Martyn Wing ‏ @MartynWing
  • Just asked the IT Dept at work to send someone over with ‘Mad Excel Skills’ #pastingtextintomergedcellsnightmare Katie Smith ‏ @katievsmith
  • If you make over 80K a year and can’t properly use a pivot table, vlookup, or concatenate then I may not like you. Matt Crawford ‏ @castlemischief
  • It’s taken me an hour to make a graph on excel, I can see why I left science at GCSE! I’m starting believe history doesn’t need graphs!! Rachel Hawes ‏ @rachelhawes1
  • Excel pivot tables at 7 in the AM with a cup of Starbucks…does it get any better than this!? #nerdalert #seriously Jason West ‏ @yellowjackwagon
  • Created a simple spreadsheet in excel last week to count calories. Lost 6lb in my first week and saved £s in diet club fees! Donna Denston ‏ @DonnaDenston
  • Just high-fived someone after I solved an Excel problem. I was excited. Who knew Excel could cause so much excitement! Erin Morrissey ‏ @erin_morrissey

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