Excel Twitter 20141114

Thanks for voting, and last week’s favourite tweet was:

“My pivot table doesn’t know which way to pivot anymore. And I don’t even care.”

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• It’s easy to be proud of that #Excel sheet you made at work until you realize someone else went to work and landed a robot on a #comet.
• I now declare Fridays to be Pivot Table Fridays.
• It doesn’t matter what platform or language I work in, I will *ALWAYS* end up writing Excel export routines.
• I don’t suppose any of my teaching followers are so amazing at excel they could show me how to get a spreadsheet to colour code itself?
• My pivot table works! This is the greatest day in recorded human history so far.
• A whole mornings work has just been lost in a haze rapidly flickering excel madness followed by the frozen screen of death…
• This guy my age at work was doing calcs with paper and calculator i was sad for him that his phd program didnt cover excel
• Just realized I messed up an 1,000 line excel, in which I saved my work as I went… Meaning I have to start from the beginning … I quit
• Feeling like a coding wizard after messing around with a Visual Basic code on Excel and it actually working how I want it too #youareawizard
• That moment when your excel document crashes, and you lose 4 days worth of work, and the project is due tomorrow.
• It puzzles me why people “colour code” in Excel. Any good ideas why?
• Things I would rather do than work on an excel spreadsheet; 1; eat kale 2; bathe cats 3; get hit by a car
• Instead of swearing at work am trying “Swedish Chef mode.” Flurdy merg berg EVENT flurgity murgist merg REQUISITION blarg blurgish EXCEL.
• Pivot Charts in excel are a thing of beauty. #nerdtweet
• I’m about to go over to (name of prominent consulting company) and punch someone in the face. Don’t hard-code numbers in #Excel
• Just spent half an hour at work popping bubble wrap. You could get away with actual murder in this office as long as you’ve got Excel open.
• Apparently Excel MVPs tell Microsoft to remove 3d charts, but CEOs like them. I guess they will stay then.
• Teaching older people at work how to use excel..on an apple computer….in sign language ??
• I’ve sworn at MS Excel as much as the next guy, but I’d gladly buy a drink for whoever invented the pivot table. #lovemynumbers

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This week’s tweets by:

DavidMasnato, aaandreaaaaa, alanstevens, MrStaveley, WubeyOneKenobi, EveyRyan, mostguyever, Indifferentfaux, z0mbiewh0re, lebawsroux, vndimitrova, sethbaysinger, lizlantz, SamHoppen, crossingaz, chrisjcavanagh, robradburn, TheDaily_Jenn, StvWinter

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