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Excel Twitter 20120322

image When you hit corporate rock bottom, you can try out for The Apprentice, and flaunt your Excel skills there. Or go to the Dairy Queen for an Excel-lent ice cream great.

  • Everyone wants Advanced Excel, pivot tables, Look ups, but there seems to be little call for clean hands.  
  • Haha that guy on the apprentice says his mind works like an excel spreadsheet!! #geek
  • It’s sad that my first thought this morning was – "i really love the new features in excel 2011." I have hit a corporate rock bottom. #Help
  • I received a resume in an Excel spreadsheet today. It’s a first. When (or if) I interview: "In B14 you worked at ___. Tell me about that."
  • Trying to figure out in Excel how to do a stacked, clustered bar chart. So now I am craving Dairy Queen. Sounds like something on their menu
  • Hell is "minor tweaks" to excel charts. The road to hell is paved with unresizeable 640px dialog boxes.  
  • You know what would be cool? If pivot tables didn’t make my Excel crash ALL THE TIME!
  • The problem with Excel is numbers. I’m okay with words.
  • If you find yourself thinking "Maybe this Excel chart would look cool with 3-D bars/pie/whatever", remind yourself that it won’t.
  • #theapprentice I rank everything in my life like an excel spreadsheet…dear oh dear…this is why I love this show! #love2hate  
  • Let it be know: I love Excel. We met working together (I know, I know, office romances aren’t the best idea) and we’re very happy.
  • Day building pivot tables in excel, they’re rubbish I’ll just code it in future much more satisfying and leads to less cursing!
  • Taking an Intermediate Excel class I expected to learn about pivot tables and.complex functions…not color-coding tabs…

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