Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120327

image If your dad wants you to become an accountant, just pretend that you don’t know enough Excel. Maybe you could slice bread for a living instead.

  • After working in excel for 3 hours, "Do you want to save the changes you made?"… You probably know what I clicked. #FML  
  • When you work with an accounting department, you cant but feel that excel is the greatest thing man invented..not that slice bread.  
  • I have come to a conclusion that all the successful people are brilliant at Excel, whereas I struggle to make a simple 3-variable pie chart.  
  • Opening bell, LCD Soundsystem, Excel, and 30mg of work ethic all hit me at once; the joyous symphony of Monday morning.  
  • And stupid excel. Rounded off a bank account and now I get in trouble for that 😐
  • Just discovered you can’t use medians in pivot tables in Excel? Seriously?
  • I optimized someone’s Excel VBA code. Execution time from 3hours to 1min. Same number of code lines… That’s awesome! #LessTimeWasted
  • well staring at an excel spreadsheet for hours gives me a headache .. glad im not going to be an accountant like my dad wanted me to be  
  • Dude in my computer class kept sayin "Ima punch this computer in the face" & "I will fight a computer" cause he couldn’t work Excel properly  
  • During naptime today I ____. (My answer: made a boatload of tables + charts in Ppt/Excel.) #toddlermom #workingmom  
  • Just spot some bugs in a spreadsheet made by other departments…I would pretend that I don’t know excel enough to fix it –..-  

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