Excel Humor

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If Excel could talk, would it really sound like Marvin from The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy? Would it be perfect husband material?

  • I typed a date into an excel spreadsheet on Thursday and it changed into a random number. I immediately called the bomb squad.
  • Am juggling twin tasks of making a pot of sambhar and extracting data from an Excel pivot table. Maami says "Such perfect husband material"
  • I made an excel spreadsheet cataloging all of my clothes…what kind of monster have I become?  
  • I’d rather draw my graphs personally on paper, than to watch a YouTube tutorial teaching me how to draw them on Excel #sadunilife
  • Today spent all day making graphs in Excel. If Excel could speak, I think it would sound like Marvin from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.  
  • Running a macro for pivot tables on excel is *really* not conducive to my current dizziness&threatening nausea. Too much movement going on!
  • I’d rather take a puck off the collarbone than look at one more spreadsheet #notafinancemajor
  • Calculating numbers, and creating a pie chart for those numbers without the books help on Excel…..I feel so smart 😉
  • You should see the Excel workbook I made for work. Cut our monthly work down by 2 days at least. So complex but so effective. #ButNoPayRaise
  • Dad looks at my graphs I did on excel "oh what a beauty" "excuse me?" #lovemydad  

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