Excel Twitter 20120416

ByDebra Dalgleish April 16, 2012June 8, 2012

Don’t knock over pencil cups, just because someone wants you to colour code an Excel file. That type of thing should only happen in the Kid Zone.

Going to bed with stupid excel formulas still on my mind. You may have won today Excel but tomorrow…I OWN you! #sleepwithoneeyeopen ►
It’s Friday night in Las Vegas and I have an Excel spreadsheet open. #MothersLockUpYourDaughters ►
you give me a 5 page excel spreadsheet to sort and color code? I knock over your pencil cup.. on purpose. #officejustice ►
You know what a pivot table is? No? Thank your lucky stars… #excelhell ►
Eww. Gross. I hate seagulls. They have officially been added to “Things I Hate: The MS Excel Spreadsheet”. ►
Just created a graph for a 400-level research class using a website called “Kidz Zone” because Excel is too confusing for me. ►
That moment when you realise excel has incorrectly sorted names & email addresses & you’ve uploaded to the database. #FML ►
My motto when using Excel to make graphs/charts/pretty things: use ALL the colors!1! ►
Can I just point out that my phone has EXCEL. For those spreadsheet emergencies… ►
I’ve created an Excel spreadsheet and line graph clocking my weight loss. I’m micro-managing my vanity. PowerPoint presentation forthcoming. ►
just got too excited over the fact you can COLOUR CODE tabs in excel (Wedding spreadsheet just got so much better!) ►

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