Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120702

Too bad you don’t get a gift card for every day that you work in Excel. That nerd crown must be worth a few dollars though.

  • Just received an Excel spreadsheet with all the cells filled with a variance on this: 310.603 + 83.947 + 125.920 Today is being awesome.
  • I hate it when people come in with questions and I can’t help them! Goddamn Excel Pivot Tables on MACS! It’s like 3 nightmares in one!
  • The home Excel won’t nest as much as the work Excel. Disappointed but not surprised. Must be cleverer.
  • I literally just made an Excel spreadsheet so I can record my exercises and weight each day. I’m turning into my mother. #yikes
  • i literally want to send this guy’s excel document to a museum. it’s like a beautiful work of art. all the gorgeous formulas.
  • Microsoft Excel apparently only allows 1,048,570 rows. Just when I needed 1,048,571. #fml
  • Do you know how to make a chart in excel? What I wanted to say:"Click the chart button…dumbass" What I said: "Click the chart button"
  • I got an award at work today thanks to that excel calculator I made 🙂 The award even included a $25 gift card! Huzzah
  • Today at work I taught the IT guy how to use COUNTIFS and a pivot table in excel, guess who wears the nerd crown now!
  • These days..half of my time goes into Explaining the formula’s in excel to my Boss.
  • I wish there was a Grand Slam of Excel so I could go somewhere exotic and watch my wife do a pivot table quicker than the French No. 1.
  • Oh you know; just waiting for an Excel formula to work on 155,073 items.
  • I’ve just used a pivot table for the very first time (using the patented ‘poke at the menu’ approach). I feel so accomplished.
  • Lol at the 55 year old lady at work who taught me a shortcut on excel and called it "sexy"
  • What’s the reward for a hard days work of excel sheets? Yup you know it more excel sheets! #HellYeah

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