Excel Twitter 20120709

ByDebra Dalgleish July 9, 2012July 8, 2012

If Excel starts to dance, you’ve either stayed at work too long, or nodded off in front of your computer again. No one thinks that you’re working.

printed off a 7 page excel spreadsheet i’ve compiled and now i feel like the greatest scholar the world has ever seen
Today I await the arrival of a spreadsheet like the results from a colonoscopy.
Now I just need to persuade agencies I can actually use MS Office. *whips up fancy excel graphs to put in fancy ppt slideshow* *dies inside*
My boss is unable to see the world if it’s not formatted in MS Excel. Like, she probably sees her pet cat as a bunch of formulas.
is it wrong to love the internet for facilitating my further love of Excel?
I love waking up from dreaming of data entries and excel sheets all night. #someonesavemefromthisnightmare
Yes, Excel, please delete my 18 page spreadsheet. I really wanted to redo it. Really.
Social convention dictates when one has two earbuds in and eyes squinting at an excel spreadsheet, one does not wish to be interrupted. #fyi
Joy of being an accountant? I can throw an excel spreadsheet up on my screen & nod off. Everyone thinks I’m working.
New discovery! When you stay at work for nearly 10 hours, Excel starts to do a little dance. It might be singing too
My boss still uses Lotus 1-2-3. While he is away I am going to convert everything to Excel and delete the Lotus files.
Spent 30 min tryin to remember a stupid excel formula I shouldn’t have forgotten in the first place
Both Cherry and I have a cold. Boo. Spending the day in bed with the little one and an Excel spreadsheet. I know how to live.
The most exciting part of my day was adding a VLOOKUP to an Excel spreadsheet. Also, fighting a cholo grizzly was cool.
Someone will send you an excel spreadsheet that is color-coded. Find a dark, damp corner and just weep. More for Colorblind Gemini…
Wondering if I can cobble together some code/macro to get #excel to open a database,extract data and then tweet #alittleknowledgeisdangerous

__________________

Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20081115

ByDebra Dalgleish November 15, 2008September 7, 2009

Another week, another wave of Excel Twitters. It’s always interesting to see what people are up to, using Excel in ways it was never intended. At least one person is hitting the Save button, so that’s an improvement. And I’m pretty sure I know that guy from Columbia, with the Excel questions in FaceBook. Not…

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101008

ByDebra Dalgleish October 8, 2010October 25, 2010

Eyes are very tired from staring at Excel. Bed sounds more appealing than a weekend course in pivot tables. Maybe some Jackson 5 would revive me. And F11 is the magic key that automatically creates a chart in Excel. Yikes, I just hit a key and accidentally created a chart in Excel. That was weird….

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20101015

ByDebra Dalgleish October 15, 2010October 14, 2010

That tweeter is right — if you need help, it helps if you know what kind of help you need! And remember, Sunday October 17th is Spreadsheet Day. Be sure to plan your weekend activities accordingly. Trying to get into the mood to do a lot of spreadsheets. I don’t understand people’s love or Excel….

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120814

ByDebra Dalgleish August 14, 2012August 12, 2012

Is it even possible to love Excel too much? Strangers on a crowded bus, on the other hand, aren’t usually so appealing. Someone pinch me — I just helped a coworker with an Excel problem. Me! Excel! I’d love to help you with this. First though, what is an "Excel file" and how do you…

Excel Humor

Excel Twitters 20091228

ByDebra Dalgleish December 28, 2009December 27, 2009

Cartoon backgrounds in your Excel worksheets? Why not? Things are slow during the last week of the year, so have a bit of fun. Just remember to get rid of those backgrounds before the new year starts! Formatting Frenzy Note to Excel users. Just because there are hundreds of available colors does not mean they…

Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130304

ByDebra Dalgleish March 4, 2013March 3, 2013

If you and your mother are going to make a giant chart in Excel, you should make it super colourful too! Staring at an Excel spreadsheet wont make it do what you want it too…finding this out the hard way!!! #deathbyexcel No putting some colour on an excel spreadsheet does not make you creative I…

Similar Posts