Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120731

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageOlympic fever is everywhere, even in our spreadsheets. What office sport do you Excel at? Stapler throwing? Pie charting?

  • Has anybody ever been helped by a terrible looking excel chart? Can I just stop making these now?
  • I luv when my boss has an Excel question & the answer’s really easy but he’s so impressed I know it. makes me feel wicked smaht.
  • when i make a really great spreadsheet i say ‘excel-lent’ to congratulate myself x
  • Dad made me make an excel spreadsheet of estimated costs for college.. He’s reading it with this face: ….why? #engineer #nerdydad
  • Descended the spreadsheet mountain with nary a scratch. I win at Mondays!
  • At the office Olympics I’ll be Throwing the stapler, trying my hand at pivot-table tennis, and Weightshifting as I wait for the copier.
  • Unsuccessfully battled a Spreadsheet for 1 hour with OpenOffice and GDocs. Broke down and installed Excel, worked in 2 minutes…
  • Creating a multi-coloured Excel spreadsheet for my new work ‘Changing Stations’ – 11 pieces for piano based on the #LondonUnderground #GEEK
  • Everytime when I have a problem in #Excel, #Google offers me the solution than the #Microsoft #ExcelHelp 😉 #fb
  • Forget the Olympics, I’m about to do something very special with a spreadsheet. *limbers up*
  • A boss who doesn’t get the formula right on an excel sheet blames Microsoft for making a bad software.
  • Fine, keep your Excel-generated pie charts, I give up.
  • I wonder if the president of the Olympics has like a giant Excel spreadsheet of all the countries just so he doesn’t forget to invite anyone
  • sucks getting paid by the hour to do Excel work…so damn efficient makes me get paid so much less…need to price myself better
  • Take the Olympic spirit into work. Your bus pass is a baton! Your Excel spreadsheet is a judo mat! Your three hour meeting is a marathon!
  • Come to think of it, I was just hating on the graphs because they were Excel. They express everything they need to express
  • Multitasking between the live stream of the Olympics and my Excel spreadsheet at work. #BestInternAward
  • All I want is for someone to play Star-Spangled Banner after I create a really complex pivot table.

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