Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120820

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIs it better if Excel turns all white, and hangs, or would you rather see a purple and yellow spreadsheet, that makes your eyes burn?

  • Excel aways asks "Shift Cells Right?" Or "Shift Cells Left?" I’m just working on a spreadsheet, let’s keep politics out of it, Microsoft!
  • I am pretty sure the meaning of life has something to do with fibonacci, phi, pivot tables, and excel, but I am still looking into it.
  • There are 3 basic tools to find the truth in anything! Basic mathematics, Physics of the problem and Microsoft Excel from computers.
  • My eyes, my eyes… This excel spreadsheet is so ugly! It needs an extreme data make over!
  • Hmm, why did I name this Excel workbook tab "the horror"? *click* IT BURNS! IT BURNS! THE FORMATTING IT BURNS!!
  • I have to be the only person in the world who sits on an Excel spreadsheet and manually works out all the sums because I can’t use Excel!
  • I appear to have spent an unseemly amount of time with spreadsheets in recent weeks. My Mum would be proud as she loves a pivot table.
  • Sometimes when I listen to ‘born to run’ while working on an excel spreadsheet, it inspires me to use purple instead of yellow. #rebel
  • That thing where Excel turns all white and just hangs for five mins on the spreadsheet you’ve been working on for six hours. #ohnoes
  • #OverheardAtWork: "It’s like a stop light in the wrong order." (while looking at a quite colorful Excel worksheet)
  • 3D rotation in Excel charts. You know, to see if there is anybody hiding behind the charts.
  • That moment when you realise you inserted a row into an excel spreadsheet but only for 1 column… #epicfail 🙁
  • You’re as good as the multitude of Excel sheets with labyrinthine data and silly pie charts you are able to dish out. Like a machine. #Fact
  • I’m making a grad school spreadsheet in an attempt to be organized. Unfortunately, I’m awful at Excel and it’s just more confusing.
  • You know when you apologize to your excel spreadsheet and it’s like silly me! No? Shoot myself now? Ok.
  • Making graphs in excel 2010 is the most frustrating experience ever. I’ve spent 20 mins searching for the ‘axis labels’ tab #grrr
  • Saw my brother make an super complex worksheet on excel. And when trying to print he accidently closed the program with "dont save". #hahaha
  • Voilà! Pushed some buttons on the mighty #Excel, and a fully-loaded #Pivot table just popped out in my face. #WinMomentOfTheDay

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