Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120822

imageA jug of wine, some Mozart, and air conditioning – the perfect ending for an exhausting day with Excel.

  • I was just called over to someone’s office to help them delete a worksheet from excel. This job makes me look good.
  • Excel returned a "Catastrophic failure" error today. Guess Microsoft feels that having me code VBA is considered catastrophic.
  • Tomorrow I’ll be mostly making graphs on excel. Almost looking froward to it because at least the PC lab has air-con unlike the science lab.
  • Dear user – No, your machine can’t handle deleting 719,205,124 spreadsheet cells from a shared workbook at the same time. #Excel #WTF
  • because after a terrible night the best cure is clearly to get up at silly o’clock and go to work for a 6 hour excel training session!
  • Filling out a 22 tab Excel spreadsheet all day + 45 minutes of cardio = 360 degrees of exhaustion. #boo
  • Wish I knew enough about computers to write a code that’d make Excel sentient so it could see how much everyone hates it & feel real bad.
  • Think my dreams tonight will be a bit like Tron. Except it’ll be an Excel spreadsheet instead of a computer game & I won’t get a cool bike.
  • I asked what were doing on vacation and get a detailed excel spreadsheet, only thing missing is military time #husbands
  • So I wrote some code that doesn’t make sense. Deal with it #Excel! Don’t just die!
  • I swear I lose about a month of my lifespan anytime excel freezes at work.
  • ***shimmies back over to jug of wine, turns up Mozart, and stares at excel spreadsheet***
  • I think my job security is centered around the fact that I’m the only person here who can properly format an Excel spreadsheet…

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