Excel Twitter 20120904

ByDebra Dalgleish September 4, 2012September 3, 2012

Never be an accountant, even if they try to lure you in with jumpy radio head tracks and a grocery list.

#TermsIHate: "The system seems very slow". What system? You work on Excel and Word. Is it the internet, the LAN, what?!
excel has to be the new porn… else I can’t explain why I’m awake working on a spreadsheet at this hour
I think I just showed Microsoft Excel and Google Fusion Tables who is the boss of them. Midnight work brings the most results.
Oh pivot tables, where have you been all my life? I might not have hated excel as much, if I had known about you sooner! #seeinggridlines
I’ve literally been sitting at my desk for an hour, trying to figure out how to make a dang line graph on excel! I’m about ready to scream!**
Yeah… I really need to learn how to work Excel. This is becoming a problem.
Not interesting trying to create a pricing model using excel. And there are guys who work on these all their lives…oi!
Four days of 8-hour-straight Excel work starting tomorrow. Yay work experience. Never be an accountant, ever. </3
No combo more likely to bring on a panic attack: loosing an excel spreadsheet you’ve worked on for 2 days & a jumpy radio head track in ear.
And on that note. Off to run before doing battle with a rather intimidating Excel spreadsheet. Such is my day. See you all later.
is it sad that I’m proud of my Excel worksheet I just created for my financial modeling class? Cause I am #financemajor #nerd
Setting the background on some cells in an excel spreadsheet to a fetching shade of pink!
don’t play around with excel spreadsheet. YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.
#thatawkwardmomentwhen you find yourself using an Excel spreadsheet to make your grocery list…
Have created at least 20 different graphs today. My eyes are turning into Excel squares. Let it be over. Please! #dissertation
The only way I can visually express myself is by using excel charts. #HowEmbarrassing.
Haven’t created a pivot table in forever. Feel like an old man getting on a bike for the first time in 20 years. A little rusty. #excel

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Excel Twitter 20140926

ByDebra Dalgleish September 26, 2014December 5, 2015

If you Google for pivot table, don’t follow any advice that suggests a 3-D pie chart or a bowl of Froot Loops. I’m sure that Gridmaster Flash would agree.

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Plenty of spreadsheets have put me in a bad mood, but I don’t get The Economist, so had to Google to see why this week’s cover was so upsetting. To save you the trouble of hunting for it, here’s what the cover looks like. I’ve been at work for 1.5h and all I’ve done is…

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Excel Twitter 20141114

ByDebra Dalgleish November 14, 2014December 5, 2015

Thanks for voting, and last week’s favourite tweet was: “My pivot table doesn’t know which way to pivot anymore. And I don’t even care.” Remember to cast your vote this week, at the bottom of this post – thanks!

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Excel Twitter 20140404

ByDebra Dalgleish April 4, 2014November 19, 2014

Just ignore the high school kid who is writing code. You have more important things to do, like figure out the Office 365 pricing options, and write apology notes.

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Excel Twitter 20111216

ByDebra Dalgleish December 16, 2011December 14, 2011

Are bosses really fooled by colourful Excel sheets? Do professors change grades based on Excel spreadsheet arguments? Maybe the Internet knows the answers. New system "To save you time with all that Excel work you do" actually creates more Excel work before all the Excel work I do. Dear Internet, I fixed a stupid Excel…

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Excel Twitter 20110516

ByDebra Dalgleish May 16, 2011

If you want some time off next weekend, to watch baseball, don’t tell people that you know how to use Excel. Or claim that it’s given you carpal tunnel syndrome, and you can’t work! Does it get any better than working on an #Excel spreadsheet while watching a little @SFGiants baseball. I think not. time…

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