Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20120904

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageNever be an accountant, even if they try to lure you in with jumpy radio head tracks and a grocery list.

  • #TermsIHate: "The system seems very slow". What system? You work on Excel and Word. Is it the internet, the LAN, what?!
  • excel has to be the new porn… else I can’t explain why I’m awake working on a spreadsheet at this hour
  • I think I just showed Microsoft Excel and Google Fusion Tables who is the boss of them. Midnight work brings the most results.
  • Oh pivot tables, where have you been all my life? I might not have hated excel as much, if I had known about you sooner! #seeinggridlines
  • I’ve literally been sitting at my desk for an hour, trying to figure out how to make a dang line graph on excel! I’m about ready to scream!**
  • Yeah… I really need to learn how to work Excel. This is becoming a problem.
  • Not interesting trying to create a pricing model using excel. And there are guys who work on these all their lives…oi!
  • Four days of 8-hour-straight Excel work starting tomorrow. Yay work experience. Never be an accountant, ever. </3
  • No combo more likely to bring on a panic attack: loosing an excel spreadsheet you’ve worked on for 2 days & a jumpy radio head track in ear.
  • And on that note. Off to run before doing battle with a rather intimidating Excel spreadsheet. Such is my day. See you all later.
  • is it sad that I’m proud of my Excel worksheet I just created for my financial modeling class? Cause I am #financemajor #nerd
  • Setting the background on some cells in an excel spreadsheet to a fetching shade of pink!
  • don’t play around with excel spreadsheet. YOU WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE.
  • #thatawkwardmomentwhen you find yourself using an Excel spreadsheet to make your grocery list…
  • Have created at least 20 different graphs today. My eyes are turning into Excel squares. Let it be over. Please! #dissertation
  • The only way I can visually express myself is by using excel charts. #HowEmbarrassing.
  • Haven’t created a pivot table in forever. Feel like an old man getting on a bike for the first time in 20 years. A little rusty. #excel

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