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Excel Twitter 20110907

imageShould you settle for Excel’s default colour scheme? What if it’s windy, and you have 70 kids?

  • It’s windy. I love this weather. I don’t know how to use Excel. I need to finish this project.
  • I will teach myself how to use excel and make a spreadsheet of my finances like a real adult.
  • I think I’m in the wrong profession, I fall in love with Excel a little more everyday. #shootmenow
  • When working in Excel on pivots or charts, you should NEVER… Ever settle for the default colouring/formatting!#GeekTweet #iAmSoNerdy
  • when something goes wrong in Microsoft Excel, I yell “@Spolsky!!!” – he hasn’t worked there in something like 20 years http://t.co/0wMjOV0
  • folks, don’t panic. I will fix the spreadsheet by the end of the week when I’ve heard from everyone. Stay calm.
  • And What If… there was Microsoft Excel before computers were invented? http://t.co/uTVMe18
  • I dreamed last night that you lived with Mary and me and you made us play a crazy drinking game that used an excel spreadsheet
  • When we were a 2 person operation, we just used a giant Excel sheet.
  • if you just want to do gantt charts, then excel is plenty good enough, I’ve designed skyscrapers around an excel prog #phdchat
  • My love for Excel 2010 isn’t so strong after making my monthly reports. Everything has changed – I don’t like change..
  • #Excel is my new favorite #architecture / #design tool!
  • brought my computer to work again! I want to try to use the MS EXCEL instead of piece of paper
  • one sperm donor learned that he had 70 children. He now keeps track of them all on an Excel spreadsheet. http://t.co/pKYXBQW
  • after a crappy and emotional day I am trying to set up a budget in Excel, because obviously i have not suffered enough. It’s died 3 times.
  • Excel on Mac is really just Microsoft making the point that you need Windows to do whatever you were planning to get done.

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