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Excel Twitter 20110908

imageIf you got a dollar for every spreadsheet that you created, you could hire someone else to teach your dad how to use Excel.

  • Its official. The fact that I was the only person excited about what I learned in my microsoft excel class proves that im a nerd.
  • Just spent the last 3 hours on an excel spreadsheet. Its a near death experience.
  • sorry, pivot = desperate. also, stop letting ppl who only know how to eat lunch and play with excel name things.
  • Pro Tip: don’t use Mac computers and you’ll have no problem with Excel.
  • Teaching my dad how to work excel #hesgettingthere
  • I hate excel projects but I love when I finally figure it out #accomplished
  • I really hope the people who signed off on not having the default axis colors in Excel be black got fired #annoying
  • If you use MS Excel at work: enter "up up down down left right B A B A start" to get 30 more project accountants. #MadeUpFacts
  • I think the biggest problem I have with the ladies is my inability to organically work my Excel skills into the conversation.
  • Finally in bed, 4 hours to sleep. That was the longest work day ever! Going to dream of excel..
  • Excel crashed! Just lost an hour’s work of Excel number crunching. why didn’t it auto save and why didn’t I save it?? #iwantamacforwork
  • Words of wisdom: If you don’t know Excel, just say so. Don’t send me a pivot table that doesn’t make sense!! #getittogether
  • What’s better than an embedded pivot table? Not much, I’d say
  • I am single-handedly keeping Microsoft Excel in business…if they get a dollar for every spreadsheet I make. Which they don’t. #popandlock
  • Would rather be in #catskills with shovel & boots instead of here editing absurdly long Excel spreadsheet. Thinking of all of you.
  • Sitting all alone in the hotel lobby, nursing a Corona, pounding an Excel spreadsheet & Bryan Adams 1983 classic "Heaven" comes on. #Irony
  • Pretty embarrassing that I can’t even work out how to turn my Excel page landscape 🙁

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