Excel Twitter 20120913

ByDebra Dalgleish September 13, 2012September 12, 2012

After you waste two hours struggling with a chart or pivot table, call your nephew, the finance guy, to see if he can help. It’s better than throwing your computer out the window.

I love when my boyfriend decreases my work stress by writing Excel formulas for me! #DatingANerdIsHandy
What my night consists of: Excel, stupid formulas, wrong data, and crappy charts. **** #homework #excel #chart
Getting annoyed with this prof because she isn’t using a quicker excel function for this problem. I am a nerd
I’d like to say thanks to Mrs. Rhodes, and enabling me to be a boss at using Excel. Even if it is just for football playbooks.
That moment when you make changes to data, refresh the pivot table and all the numbers come out the way you want. Yeah that! #geektweet
After a full minute of confusion, finally realized Excel hides the "Import" menu item when you have an chart (rather than a cell) selected.
The finance guy is unsuccessfully trying to explain a Excel spreadsheet to a tech-challenged Uncle on the phone. I wonder who will first 1/2
Today I taught my boss how to use sort in Excel. He acted like I invented the wheel. Next week, he’ll forget how. #jobsecurity
Just wasted 2 hours of my life unsuccessfully trying to insert a bar graph into a lab report. I’m officially never using Excel again. #fml
My boss is really making me stay here til she figures out how to work this excel spreadsheet
In case you were wondering, there are 1,048,576 rows in an excel spreadsheet. I found this out accidentally.
"Wow! Everybody comes to you with excel questions huh? What are you the excel evangelist?" -my boss to my coworker ****
i think the only thing this professor lives for is making charts on excel….
Two hr battle w/ pivot tables lost. What a waste of time. I could’ve answered hw question in 5 min with a regular Excel sheet. #angrytweet
Have a very convoluted Excel worksheet going equating liters of mixers needed per guest vs. cases of coke. #costco
Constantly asked by coworkers if i can make a web form that looks like an Excel spreadsheet… Maybe you should just use Excel, guys.
The sound of an Excel spreadsheet being hurled through a plate glass window is surprisingly beautiful.

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Excel Twitter 20120709

ByDebra Dalgleish July 9, 2012July 8, 2012

If Excel starts to dance, you’ve either stayed at work too long, or nodded off in front of your computer again. No one thinks that you’re working. printed off a 7 page excel spreadsheet i’ve compiled and now i feel like the greatest scholar the world has ever seen Today I await the arrival of…

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Excel Twitter 20110503

ByDebra Dalgleish May 3, 2011

Would you rather have Excel mentioned in your eulogy, or LOLCats? That’s an easy decision, unlike the choice you might have had, if you voted yesterday. Have just learned you can put background images (of lolcats, obviously) in Excel charts. This case study just got real. Teaching your mother-in-law Excel formulas and functions should earn…

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Excel Twitter 20100924

ByDebra Dalgleish September 24, 2010

If everything is working fine, do not try to tidy up your code at the last minute. Trust me — it will just lead to twitching. Just went to shut down Excel and I had only ONE spreadsheet open?! Impossible. I love the reaction in the dev office when someone mentions Excel. A sudden melancholy…

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Excel Twitter 20120203

ByDebra Dalgleish February 3, 2012January 31, 2012

Tea might be able to solve your Excel problem, unless it’s the Windows Excel Word 2003 Illustrator kind. Those problems might need Bill Gates to solve them. Who knew making a graph in excel could be as hard as cracking the da Vinci code I hate when instructors say excel does it all for you…….

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Excel Twitter 20100817

ByDebra Dalgleish August 17, 2010

I’m not a medical professional, but if Excel makes your blood pressure go up, you probably shouldn’t use it to track your blood pressure readings. My yogi tea tag today says ‘Obey, serve, love, excel.’ By that they must mean my spreadsheets. Someone went and deleted a whole block of formulas and data from my…

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Excel Twitter 20160624

ByDebra Dalgleish June 24, 2016September 2, 2016

Have you been lying on your résumé, and you have to Google how to make a pivot table? Or is that even a proficiency? Maybe you should go to Starbucks (when it isn’t busy), and think about that.

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