Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20121003

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf Excel is giving you nightmares, try to avoid the omnishambles, and stop using radar charts.

  • Terror is knowing that somewhere, somehow, a gov’t employee is using a calculator to fill in values in an Excel ’97 spreadsheet.
  • I guess I don’t know Excel as well as I thought I did. WTH is a pivot table? #mybrainhurts
  • that spreadsheet had over 8,000 cells. this genius was deleting information..wait for it..cell by cell. *blankstare*
  • the bio teacher is having the time of his life on this excel worksheet that shows natural selection and we’re all dying.
  • It’s like the Excel gods do not want me to work tonight.
  • User looking for VBA to add a series to an #Excel radar chart. The only correct answer: stop using radar charts!
  • One of my Excel pet peeves is when a workbook is sent out in "Page Break Preview" mode. Switch it to "Normal" to keep your spread cred.
  • Just had a stupid nightmare that woke me up. I couldn’t figure out something in MS Excel, clicked the wrong thing and erased everything. O.o
  • Being asked to complete an Excel spreadsheet form that doesn’t have autoformatting smacks of laziness. You couldn’t format it – why should I
  • Oh my gawd. If you create a giant honking Excel report at work, it’s called freaking FREEZE PANES. DO IT OR DIE BY MY HAND. #NGoD
  • The moment when you realize you have to dumb down your Excel work…
  • It would be nice if Excel allowed simple suppression of zero value chart data labels. Also: world peace.
  • Such a rooky mistake! Just lost 4 and a half hours work. Ty excel filters, you deceiving swine. #couldscream Guess I’ll have to start again.
  • Solidly in the "hate" phase of my love-hate relationship with Excel.
  • We love Excel. We love Excell. Say it with me. Maybe we’ll start believing it. We love Excel. #charts. 😉
  • Loving the fact that every speaker so far has leveraged a pivot table to illustrate their point. #smx
  • I think I found a bug in Excel :/ and… lost a bunch of work… 🙁
  • I’ve reached the last spreadsheet page in excel, I’m putting it on my cv.
  • My face is blank, but my eyes are saying "I’m freelance, I’m not here after tomorrow. Sort out your own excel spreadsheet omnishambles."

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