Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20121018

imageDo you write better Excel code in the shower? Or does Excel move like a snail, no matter where you are?

  • Do you think ‘total’ or ‘summary’ is the most used worksheet name in MS Excel?
  • If you really hate someone, make him work on a code or an excel model made by someone else.
  • Just about had it w/ MS Excel Mac today – moving like a snail because somebody put something invisible & weird in spreadsheet, grrrrr
  • Showed the people here how to make charts in Excel (really). I can say that if I get hit by a bus after leaving work today, I left my mark.
  • Sometimes the answer is an excel worksheet NOT word. #justsaying
  • It’s not even 9am and I’ve already managed to crash an Excel spreadsheet. Today is going to be one of those days 🙁
  • making colorful charts in excel sounded better before it became my job.
  • Also I need to learn how to use excel tonight and make about 50 different graphs !!! Ahhhh
  • Dear Employers – "Use an excel spreadsheet" and "make it look pretty" are not good instructions alone, even less so when combined.
  • My daddy needs to teach me how to work Excel and make graphs. Thank the Lord, at least someone in the house knows.
  • My head hurts. I’m trying to calculate graphs in Excel and rewrite Macros. These two do not mix.
  • *writes a macro that makes a low res picture of bart simpson slowly fill the screen, emails to boss, dons "excel 2010 thug" tshirt*
  • Just found out that Excel is sexist. Did a pie chart of male against female students and it picked blue for men & red for women
  • Printing out old excel documents from floppies. Just like a boss.
  • Laptop out. Hello Excel, my friend *stroking keyboard lovingly*. Today I shall pivot you around many axes. You are mine *Evil laugh*
  • I just thought of the perfect excel VBA code while having a shower. How geeky of me. **
  • I always feel slightly less confident in a scientist if the graph he’s using to show his results is made in Excel.

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