Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20121026

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageIf you’re having trouble with Excel, and you feel like a dummy, maybe it would help if you dressed up like a spreadsheet. Or ask the kids to help you with those charts!

  • Having a Fawlty Towers John Cleese moment because I can’t get a chart to work properly in excel "right I’ll give you 3, then you’re for it"
  • I wrote 500 lines of code today. Ask me how Excel can save the world ;D
  • I am a Dummy in Excel. Made a Dummy Graph in Excel, And the next day my boss asked me to teach him how to do that. #TrueStory
  • I wish there were more things in life that could be quickly solved with a pivot table.
  • Careful, Excel is a gateway drug. Soon you’re sneaking Visio charts, then mainlining clip art in PowerPoint, then huffing Paint
  • My boss just caught me scrolling down an excel workbook to see how many rows you can have.
  • I just used an Excel spreadsheet to generate some SQL Code. I am a bad person
  • Obviously Excel was created for the Einsteins of the world. Can’t even make a graph on the damn thing. #TechnologyForDummiesPlease
  • work is so horrible today, not the people, the work itself… so many pointless excel charts SO MANY
  • Twitter lunch poll: What should my Halloween costume be for work on Friday? Leading candidate is an excel spreadsheet.
  • A few if statements, some funny messages, a for loop, 4 lines of VBA code and some colours. Kids have started enjoying math tables in excel.
  • if i never have to read another excel spreadsheet + color code / detail it… i would be the happiest girl in the world.
  • instead of writing skype virus, why don’t someboby write excel virus so we can finally uninstall excel at work #dbWithoutExcel
  • I just created my first pivot table! And yes that was worthy of a post since I can’t run around the office bragging about basic excel skills
  • My boss is displaying a high level of proficiency with excel and PowerPoint. It’s like she doesn’t even WANT to be a sr officer at our firm
  • **"With a dreamy, far-off look, and her nose stuck in…" two computer monitors and an Excel Workbook. #workproblems
  • Excel Training: "Who’s here for pivot tables?!!" Some people actually got excited. I may be on the wrong path in life

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