Excel Twitter 20121130

Yes, every day in an Excel workbook is just like a a visit to a Las Vegas casino. Except for the cold fingers.

• This dude just said "If you keep adding crap to the table you’re gonna make a sick chart eventually." #excel
• I hate excel. I hate excel so much. I hate charts and numbers and math and my fingers are cold.
• Am putting my entire life (present and future, anyway) into a spreadsheet. It will make me more organised, because Excel = organisation, no?
• Let’s see how long I can pass off randomly scrolling thru excel spreadsheets as work
• data crunching with coffee, grey skies outside, pivot table is a mess #haiku
• Totally just used all my excel knowledge and my free trial to make a pie chart of my spending for November. #Responsible
• I love it when you highlight some cells in Excel and little animated stripes round the area make it look like a Vegas casino.
• Trying to put a great amount numbers in excel and doing something with them that everybody will think I’m done special hard work!
• Why would someone leave it over a year to pick up a 44 page spreadsheet to review and have the nerve to ask me where I got a figure from . .
• I could write a book about my adventures with every boss I’ve ever had and that new mysterious thing: EXCEL
• Almost a million total records to start with, and I fished out the 3 dozen meaninful ones. Some days I love Excel.
• If you jerks don’t stop tweeting every stupid meal you ate, I’m gonna start tweeting screenshots of my Excel documents all day. #NoOnceCares
• I can tell you the stress torque exchange rotation for the alternating axis on a 747 jumbo jet but guess what? I still can’t work excel
• My dad and my brother arguing about how you fill in an excel spreadsheet. My family is hilarious
• Spent an hour and a half making this graph on excel, only to find out that my printer’s out of ink! Now to start over with pencil! #GREAT
• In a wine haze, my mother sparkle fingers at me, "Why don’t you make a spreadsheet itinerary for us for Florida in December?" #sorrynotime
• late night, too much drink in this cup, and damn excel spreadsheet to do… #college
• Girl at work tried to use Chart Wizard in Excel today to make a chart… From a blank spreadsheet with no data on. #numptyalert
• Woke up really angry because of a dream where my co-workers screwed up my excel chart.. I need help.

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