Excel Twitter 20121210

No matter how nerdy you are, you shouldn’t print an Excel file so big that the printer runs out of ink. That could lead to a divorce!

• So bored at work. Typing fake phone numbers in an Excel document to look busy. #twomorehours #thankganjitsfriday
• One day I will get Excel 2007 or–dare I say it!–2010, and I will be able to save spreadsheets as .xlsx, LIKE A BIG GIRL. Stupid 2003!
• I sent my boss an Excel spreadsheet I worked on all afternoon to make it look professional.He replied back "thnx" like if we’re texting -_-t
• My idea to color code this entire 340 line Excel spreadsheet document is now proving to be the death of me and cause of my blindness lol
• next i ask my wife how to create a chart in excel and she pulls out a "creating excel charts for dummies" book.
• Seriously, Friends has ruined me. I work with pivot tables in Excel and spend half my time shouting ‘PIVOT!’ in my head. Funny Schwimmer!
• Hehe accidentally just printed all 1000 iterations of that excel problem…or I would have if the printer hadn’t run outa ink |:-)
• Seriously. Excel if you have just lost 2 hrs of my work then you will have to explain to my boss why my laptop jumped out of the window
• Compiling a basketball Excel spreadsheet. Is it too nerdy to say I really love the design of Microsoft Office 2013?
• Playing with charts and graphs avoiding real work. Learned more about Excel as a valet then I ever did in school
• I hate Excel so much that I hate every spreadsheet produced by anyone else but me. My sheets are a masterpiece!
• have you ever created a mammoth of an excel file, ridiculous huge, then smiled and thought, how beautiful my work…yea me neither
• #Excel how do I best describe my hate towards you?
• Ok so I’m having a brain fart and can’t remember how to create this graph in Excel. Who wants to help?
• In hell I’m certain that Satan will make me create Excel Pivot Tables for eternity. #firstworldproblems #excel
• I need a charge code for "The formulas in my Excel file make it so huge that my computer takes 20 minutes to process anything."
• & don’t walk up to a bartender and expect them to give u an excel chart on how much every shot and every drink is!!! ******
• Excel and I almost filed for divorce at lunchtime, but then I made a pivot table and all the happy memories came flooding back. #NotOverYet

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