Excel Humor

Excel Twittr 20121231

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageHappy New Year! May the upcoming year be filled with fresh spreadsheets and no nightmares about Excel.

  • I have an excel spreadsheet waiting for me at work. There’s 1402 things on it I need to check…I’m only at 200
  • Excel only crashed 24 times while editing the combined RFP spreadsheet. Awesome. Save. Save. Save. Dammit.
  • My Dad’s planning was next level. He had an Excel spreadsheet and everything.
  • Excel, when I’m making my book price spreadsheet for next semester, its not helpful for you to put the IBSNs in scientific notation. Thanks.
  • I LOVE the start of a new year….fresh goals and a fresh spreadsheet to track them in (how I also love MS Excel!!) 🙂
  • Just learned about excel pivot tables from an online tutorial probably made for 80 year olds #backtoworkblues #technologicallyimpairedduck
  • My nerdy accountant boyfriend makes me melt when he talks about making me an excel spreadsheet to solve my spending-addiction.
  • I very rarely come in contact with the Excel spreadsheet but when I do it reminds me of the days of DOS computing.
  • So..any Excel experts out there? Imagine someone was stupid enough to replace the correct version of a vital workbook with something else…
  • What sleep! I have been having nightmares about stupid Excel all night
  • She insisted she could use Excel spreadsheet, yet she had a calculator in one hand. ?
  • Me and Microsoft Excel, still a better love story than twilight
  • Made an excel spreadsheet to help me decide what to do with my life. Results show only a 20% difference between possible job choices. #:(
  • I realize it’s not #excel I should hate, but rather the idiots that make me use it for things it’s not meant for. Excel is not for charts.
  • Ugh I’m seriously ill equipped to deal with people who use more than 3 colors on an excel worksheet. #excelsnob
  • I’m feeling so resolution-licious lately. Are you? Any good ones? I think 2013 is going to be the year of the Excel spreadsheet!
  • YouTube is saving me right now… Don’t know the basics of Excel?! No problem! YouTube does! Awessssome
  • Using Microsoft’s spreadsheet program Excel is a lot like willfully filling your pockets with rocks and walking into a deep, gushing river.

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