Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130726

imageIf women won’t talk to you, try sending them birthday wishes in Excel code.

  • My boss needed help with Excel. Turns out he just didn’t know how to center justify values in each box. EASY FIX FOR ALL THE BROWNIE POINTS
  • Slowly going mad writing an Excel workbook. Quick, send emergency beer!
  • First lesson for new boss: excel has a "borders" function. You don’t have to underline text & space until the line length is to your liking.
  • Open and closing excel documents for the next hour to make it look like I’m being productive #DontKnowWhatToDo
  • It’s probably a bad sign that writing macros and making a Pivot Table counts as an exciting event in my summer
  • I’m lucky that I have a job where I can idly ask myself: "What’s the largest possible Excel sheet?"
  • It is absolutely ethical to bribe one’s coworkers with alcoholic beverages in exchange for an Excel line graph.
  • Why does someone always mess with this excel workbook?! Whyyyy?
  • Adding some pretty color to my excel report. Just because it’s grey and rainy outside, doesn’t mean my document has to be #colorcode #nerd
  • You know your summer is kind of lame when the highlight of it is creating a badass price analysis excel worksheet for your boss. #Summer
  • Boss thinks it’ll take me a day and a half to make some excel tables… Yeaaah I’m gonna milk it
  • Entire pivot table just imploded and 7 hours of work just fell to hell. There are NO WORDS for how devastated I am. #BadLuckDarrius
  • Do people really struggle with excel or something? My boss is acting like I deserve a Nobel peace prize for writing a simple macro. *shrugs*
  • I’m following anybody who tweets birthday wishes in Excel code. Nerd cool.
  • Excel crashes if you click the wrong place while titling a chart. It’s programmed me not to try, unless truly critical.
  • On the plus side finally cracked this stupid excel formula and treated myself to green flip flops.
  • I would literally give my right arm to go back to when i didn’t even know what a pivot table was!
  • I have used the VLOOKUP function in excel more times this year than I have spoken actual words to women #FML

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