Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130114

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageAre you having a rage face kind of day, or are you happily making ugly charts in Excel while wearing your sweatpants?

  • Dear Excel, I don’t like you either. But if you can just let me finish this chart, & power point we can both go back to ignoring each other
  • I can’t work out how to delete multiple rows in Excel :/ But my whole job revolves around it… #FML
  • I wonder how long it takes to get a real grasp of PowerPivot. Seems to get really complex really quickly!
  • I thought I was good at lists but I’ve just seen a woman in Sainsbury’s with a printed excel spreadsheet with items listed by aisle
  • My boss just gave me a crash course on =VLOOKUP in Excel… mind = blown! All the wasted years of not knowing this awesome voodoo!
  • There is clearly no upper bound for how ugly you can make Excel charts.
  • Sigh….I love pivot tables. #excel #nerd #dontjudgeme
  • Teaching my girlfriend how to do some cool tricks on Excel for her work. My life is a mile-a-minute, white-knuckle thrill ride.
  • Excel Pivot Charts has made this a rage face kind of day.
  • Love can easily turn in to Hate when its between You & an Excel sheet.
  • I’m drinking coffee and staring at an Excel spreadsheet.. Is this what it’s like working in an office?
  • Building excel charts while wearing my elastic-bottom sweatpants. It’s a good day on the job.
  • Ready for another Episode of my dog ate my excel pivot table boss
  • We don’t have error bars on our graphs because no one in the lab knows how to get Excel to make them. #OverlyHonestMethods
  • Excel, anytime you’d like to work and prove you’re superior to OpenOffice would be nice. Anytime now. 😐
  • Im running out of ways to pretend I’m doing work at my job. I’m making fake excel charts and we don’t even use excel. Need a new #challenge
  • I have been working on the same spreadsheet all day today. That plus the onions from someone’s lunch are making me stabby.
  • EUREKA!!!! 2 HOURS!!!<<amount of time it has taken to understand this pivot table thing..I should have just read help to begin with..

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