Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130125

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageFire everyone who doesn’t know how to build a pivot table, but definitely keep the people who count the characters in their Excel formulas.

  • I just made the most beautiful graph in excel. I almost cried when it popped up. #excel #shouldabeenacompmajor
  • If I was boss I’d fire everyone who didn’t know/didn’t try to learn how to use a pivot table
  • Guy next to me is assaulting his keyboard, and using a calculator to work out sums for his excel spreadsheet…
  • Note to self: When color-coding stuff in Excel, remember to make a note on what the code is.
  • Stupid cat just jumped up on my desk for approx. 1 second before I shooed him away, yet somehow he managed to open an Excel file 187 times.
  • Someone younger than myself in my office has literally no clue how to make a graph in excel. Are you kidding me?!
  • ESPN received an excel spreadsheet of Manti’s phone records and "insisted they are genuine." Yeah, so did his girlfriend. #needbetterproof
  • Eugh..Girl complaining about an excel spreadsheet like it’s Satan’s work. IT’S AN EXCEL SHEET.
  • There should be a curfew for doing work on Excel. #spreadsheets #dominating #life #excel #geek #fml
  • I love it when a 350 character formula works as designed. #excel #theremustbeaneasierway
  • I’m just going to keep calm and pretend that the Excel spreadsheet I’ve been working on for the past 8 hours did not close without saving.
  • welcome to statistics, where we will play with excel and make charts look pretty
  • That feeling when you’ve been knee deep in excel for two days and you finally solve the problem
  • About to go to sleep. Husband: "can you create an excel file with all expenses related to work for the past 13 months real quick?" -______-
  • Just realized I can color code Excel worksheet tabs. I’m pretty excited about this. #betterlatethannever
  • You have to love being sent an excel file that is password protected and you’re not given the password; then able to guess it first try.
  • The only time signing a work email with your name and kiss is appropriate? When writing to your wife to ask for help with Excel
  • Remember – you can kill someone with a chair but not with a pivot table 🙂 #excel, #pivot

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