Excel Twitter 20150605

Flower arranging is fun, and uses color schemes, just like Excel. However, it might not drive you to drink, or make you want to trade a vital organ.

This Week’s Tweets

Boss asking me to be more creative, so I will use two more colours in this excel sheet.

Excel is either so smart or so stupid that you can manipulate it to do whatever you want.

Working on the biggest pivot table known to mankind.

Leading a training at work on how to elaborately color scheme your excel spreadsheets. (JK, it’s on excel skills.)

I took a flower arranging class in college. Cannot make a pivot table. The wisdom of my choices is not clear.

Just realized that a pivot table is gonna save me literally hours of work and could KISS excel right now.

It is possible (beneficial?) to spend another minute on an excel chart so that it doesn’t look quite so… generic. #politas

Gone pivot table mad here in the office. Am thinking raising the stakes to pivot charts!

Listen, boss. If I say no such Excel formula exists, it’s because NO SUCH FORMULA EXISTS! Now go back to your office and let me work.

Would trade my kidney/one lung/or other useful organs to understand charts in Excel #chartrage

Lots of things annoy me, but few things annoy me more than when Excel formulas just decide not to work, even though they should.

When I was little I thought “work” was typing random things into excel. Now that I have a real job I know that’s completely accurate

Someone just caught me using a school calculator to work out values to put into Excel. Passing it off as retro.

Why do I always click no when excel asks me if I want to save….the amount of times I’ve deleted all my work is unreal ??

I’m the excel guy at work and I learned to CTRL+S every second. I once lost 8 hours of work and it hurt real bad. ??

Work with me, MSFT Excel. At least one of us needs to be stable.

Five hours of teaching yourself to work in Excel would drive anyone to drink….MORE COFFEE. ?

it took three people to save an excel file at work today. THREE! this is why I drink.

This Week’s Tweets By

mihirmodi, tgarchibald, BurtonSays, NatalieOlivo, CakefrBreakfast, sdohar, ne0colonial, CathDunn, TO_wonder_woman, TallPolitical, ben_johnston80, HavinMohrfun, cassiopeia789, 16amy, robokick, LilBlackRncloud, amandalynn1210, nalaird

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