Excel Humor

Excel Twitter 20130201

ByDebra Dalgleish

imageWhen you think of columns, do you mean steel buildings or Excel spreadsheets?

  • I could get used to this staying home sick. Less distraction so finally getting some work done. Excel-in-bed
  • Solution for one excel crashing problem is "user moved to another pc without the problem".
  • Oh, a 40MB excel spreadsheet of data… without any instruction on how to mine the data… or what we’re supposed to do with it? Perfect.
  • Owww. I just got a paper cut. From a printed out Excel chart. Doubly sad. #neosporintime
  • Home sweet home, washing, cooking, cleaning & not a spreadsheet in sight .. how will I cope without excel ?
  • But 4 real i could write you a code that flashes the message "redrum redrum" an infinite amount of times until u r forced to crash excel >=)
  • Know your boss. If he/she is very detailed, NEVER send a shoddy excel sheet. Let it be correct.
  • I’m the lone admin in an architect firm. When they say columns, they mean steel and concrete. When I say columns, I mean excel spreadsheet.
  • Thank the good Lord my dad knows how to work Excel otherwise I’d be lost and crying.
  • Just built the most beautifully complex excel ever. I think I’m in love
  • At my last job, it was fine when I took 3 weeks to make a line on a few Excel graphs but they stopped talking to me when I couldn’t code.
  • Oilers jersey contest requires major Photoshop skills? Why not a contest that requires Excel skills? Best pivot table wins!
  • to coffee or not to coffee? that is the question. i’m sort of on an excel chart roll and don’t want to disrupt, but also feeling tired
  • Just strained my jaw eating baby carrots while working on an Excel spreadsheet. #thuglife #dontbhatin #respectmygamebitches
  • Currently exploring the wonders of PowerPivot in Excel 2013. Business Intelligence in the hands on business users = awesome. #Excel2013
  • My professor is showing us how to solve a linear problem using a program called lingo….ill just stick with my baby…EXCEL!!!
  • Bill Gates is out there beating the hell out of diseases and I can’t even finish this Excel spreadsheet
  • Everyone’s huddled round a failed pivot table. I look on, sipping my mocha, safe in the knowledge that I know NOTHING about pivot tables

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